Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

[NoLeslie]

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

1. Most of my board of directors.
2. WH Smith.
3. Premature death.

fucking chilli in everything!
Brexit
rasict twunts
bigots
casual racists that are idiots
knife crime
aggression
bullying
stigma
feminism gone wrong
important issues being lost under the silliness that people think the issues are.

Loud music
Loud people
Bank charges
Supermarkets
Tight folk
Hermes
The NSS

-Belly fat
-Gynacological pain
-Cold wet weather
-Ridiculous rail fares
-Gum problems
-Mad Christmas consumerism
-Christmas jumpers
-The media going on about "millenials" and how awful we are and how if we'd just stop buying avocado toast we could all buy a house tmo
-Ditto the words 'entitled' and 'snowflake'
-Feeling hopeless
-Ppl being hypocritical and judgy about environmental issues
-Ppl putting the wrong things in my recycling boxes and also nicking the boxes

• The government

-Homelessness

Sorry that was a such a rant!

The anxiety that means I've cancelled an important appointment this afternoon because I can't face going.

Cystitis.
Tradesmen that don't come to quote when they have promised too.
Chelsea tractor drivers that can't drive.
4x4 owners that won't go up on a muddy verge on a narrow lane.

I could be here for hours! I'll prioritise:

Premature death
Severe sleep deprivation

My 'darling' husband

2018 (it has been a horrible horrific year)
My ex husband who got away Scot free.
My health

@startingtolooklikemother you can get out of there!

@SleightOfMind And don’t leave your engine grumbling while you crawl along in first. What? You need the engine on to go anywhere!

Mine:

The fact I basically can't use my car because the main dealer carried out a recall repair and seem to have broken the heating. I should be driving to uni now but can't face the thought of sitting in the cold for 1+ hours.

Periods in general. Hate them.

The fucking cough I've had for 8 weeks which is showing no sign of shifting. It's viral according to the GP.

Cancer
Miscarriages
My old bosses
Hangovers
Dieting

2017 and 2018. It looks like 2019 can fuck off as well, as I've just received an email with very bad news.

sigh

My dysfunctional family abroad (and the mad out laws abroad)

The procurement office at work. Actually add HR to that too!

Endless loose ends that our new boss hasn't yet got to grips with.

A particular school gate Mum who makes everything about her.

Sciatica

My skin - I was told I'd grow out of spots.

Our local MP and his party.

The conservatory attached to our house, second only to the tiles on the bathroom floor.

Everyone that parks outside my house and leaves me to park at the top of the street carrying two kids and shopping fucking bastards

God that was cathartic OP. Thank you!

School refusing Dc

Sleep disorders

fuck off to any snugmugs who talk shite about boozing, try living with an alcoholic, fuckers and see how it ruins lives.

Fuck off to the prick who didn't read my holiday request and then bollocked me for not being at work.

fuck off to the needy fuckers, who keep on asking for stuff they can do at work by looking it up.

Dementia, my gran forgot who I was last night and thought I was my mam.

Cancer my mams in remission from breast cancer but it looks likely it's cervical cancer now.

Selfishly the fact that if my mam gets ill all the above grans care falls to me and I don't think I can hack it. I've 3 DC one with medical issues and serious (I've been hospitalised) MH issues.

Shitty selfish family members who have opted out of my grans care altogether.

People who drive at 40mph in a 60 zone then just keep on going at 40 through a 30 zone.
People who don't cover their mouths when they cough
People who tell me it's still too early to put up my tree
Cancer
People who stop dead in the street so you bang into them and give you evils when really it's their fault
Wankers who park in parent & child spaces with no children in the car
The girl at my work who's just a very rude so and so

Bastard client who said they didn’t want the product I was selling, but then complained to head office because I showed them the door at that point. It’s as if they wanted me to pressure them into changing their mind. Bet they would’ve complained about that too if I had tried.

Anxiety
Work
Not winning the bastard lottery
People who get given things then insinuate they've worked hard for them, or lying that that paid for it themselves.

Pathetic micromanaging managers who make everyone's life hell because they are so inadequate and pig thick, and have been promoted beyond their ability.

People who put up a front and then get aggressive and vindictive when they realise someone has seen through their bullshit.

Fat, nasty, middle aged women who think it's glamorous to have long bleached hair - no, it just makes you look like Miss Piggy. Yes flame me, I have worked for two of these bitches.

People being rude to me when I, in my role, as an unpaid volunteer, am unable to help them, despite doing my utmost. Also, placing your hand on my arm to stop me talking to you then walking off & complaining about me to other people is not ok. I did the best I could, the cuts are tough for everybody & I am not even paid to be there! Admittedly bursting into tears afterwards was an overreaction but it did upset me (& I'm having a tough week)

The Tory Government
This bastarding cold I've got.
The price of Gas.
Brexit. If I hear the word again I'll scream.
Hypocrits. Example this was said last year by someone who has 5 kids.
I'm glad the government are bringing out the 2 child to limit. That'll stop people having babies. .

There's definitely a dog shit theme on here which I will add to:-

Lazy ass dog owners. Actually the far side of fuck and then some is too good for them, they should go to the black hole of fuckdom and never return.

David Cameron ..the dimwit who started the whole Brexit shit show.

My very ignorant NDN.