Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more

[NoLeslie]

This thread is dedicated to all the people and things that need to fuck off. Add whatever you like.

1. Most of my board of directors.
2. WH Smith.
3. Premature death.

Breast Cancer
Donald Trump
Universal Credit
Selfish relatives

And breath

Psoriatic Arthritis
Signed Cell Adenocarcinoma

@walchesterweasel.....yes please but are you going to hit on me?

My new micromanaging bitch boss

Breast cancer

Things I can’t afford to fix

People who drive like knobs

Death. In four years you have taken six family members and I fucking hate you. Just FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

The Staff so-called Managers of the organisation I volunteer for. Bloody incompetent arsecovering t£%@s, I wouldn't trust them to run a bath.

Also dementia.

Cancer, the Tories and Brexit.

Quite a few of the kids at my dds new high school that think it’s cool and impressive to swear like troopers at each other and at my dd who is quite sensitive to it and doesn’t like it. Then they laugh at her. And this is supposed to be an outstanding former grammar school. They can all fuck right off, the little bastards. I bet they don’t use that language in front of their parents.

Brexit.
Global warming.
Palm oil and plastic etc.
A few of my colleagues.

Anxiety and depression

The guy I love but who, everytime shit gets real, runs away. Fed up of feeling anxious and like a fool.

Period pain
Shoulder pain
Gum pain

Oh I have found my thread.

You cunting serf of cuntdom. How fucking dare you try to humiliate me in work, you fucking cunt. You know who you are, and you won't be so sure of yourself once my barrister tears you to shreds in court. You thick bigot. Everyone knows what you are like and they laugh about you behind your back.

I wish that made me feel better, but it is only a tiny release to the rage I feel inside.

Snot.

This pain that I get in my pelvis that no doctor really knows what to do about.

Co codamol. When I thought I was getting anti spasmodics prescribed.

Childhood cancer
Brain Tumours
2018

Poverty
Homelessness
Depression
Can all fuck the fuck off to the far side of hell

Claudia Winklemann. Overpaid vain witchy old trout.

My violent ex
Depression and anxiety
Life in general

Bear Grylls. In the SAS for like 3 weeks and been dining off it ever since. Total fakery in his survival series: "oh look! an abandoned boat" not a drop of water in this fucking boat, on a lake, in the mountains, in winter. Later found to have been helicoptered in and out and was staying in a motel with a hot tub. When this fakery was exposed, was so penitent he became a born-again christian, and soon leveraged this new found piety to become Chief Scout.

Alan Titchmarsh. Go back to gardening.

Barack Obama (worst potus ever) and his wife.
Angela Merkel Who has signed the death warrent for western civilisation.
Any prick who voted to keep corbyn as labour leader.

Hipsters. I once overheard this conversation in deepest Shoreditch:

Hipster 1 is pushing a bike made entirely out of plywood
Hipster 2 wow, cool bike. Doesn't it steer though? How do you go round corners?
Hipster 1 oh I just have to go straight.

FOR REAL

Hot feet at night
Being fat
Procrastination
Anxiety

Being overweight. Going to other people's hospital appointments. Broken nails. Winter. Aching. Being deaf. Being single. Having no pets.

People who drive alone everywhere and sit, one lone person in a car, for ages with their engines idling.

They must know how destructive this is.

If this is you please stop.

Don’t use your car for short journeys unless it’s filled (to the fucking brim) with passengers or things you need to transport.

And don’t leave your engine grumbling while you crawl along in first.

If you do this in an empty car we are all judging you.