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DS found suitcases on slip road.

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tararabumdeay · 18/11/2018 18:21

DS 20 was on an A road slip road. There were two suitcases dumped on the carriageway. Other cars were slamming on the anchors or swerving at the last minute. It was safe for him to stop so he retrieved them and brought them home.

They're both PU leather and look to be 70s vintage. The most important thing though is he opened one and saw a bundle of fur in there, 'Oh God, it's a dead animal.'

My reaction was, 'We'll have to report it if that's the case.'

I want to give him credit because he immediately took it outside to investigate. He was calm and collected when he came back with a fox fur stole, presumably the same vintage as the luggage.

Now I want to have a go at him for clearing the carriageway. His face and his actions when he saw the fur, though, made me so proud.

If, indeed, there would have been £kkk or dumped pets in there we'd be waiting here for CID.

It was probably fly tipping. There's always a story about fly tipped baby animals around Christmas. Please don't let it happen anywhere near where you live.

Maybe it was an amateur theatre co trying to get too many props into a trailer. If so I've got your fur stole and the plastic suitcases in the garden.

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TheLidoOfThighs · 07/08/2019 21:17

Quiche is forrin though Thigh, you can’t be too careful, not with your bowels.

tararabumdeay · 07/08/2019 21:22

A beautiful soul has come to join us:

Herbie; Young Mr Herbert, though he's 17 if he's a day.

It's so possible to love and care for a life or for a moment.

Herbie is doing ok. He's had posh cat food and fresh chicken once a week.

He's a gentle soul. We love him.

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TheLidoOfThighs · 07/08/2019 21:24

Is he on the menu?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 21:25

Hello OP! Yum! I love herbs!!

TheLidoOfThighs · 07/08/2019 21:28

Oh I didn’t spot it was the OP. Hello OP!

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 21:34

OP can we interest you in a badger and rice buffet? There are various sides and dips available and cake has been enquired about too!

nespressowoo · 07/08/2019 21:50

Wtf 😂

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 07/08/2019 21:50

Tarara he sounds lovely! But can't he eat badger'n'rice? It is the food of the gods!

HairyDogsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 21:51

Have you got a big enough shoe to keep him in?

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 07/08/2019 21:52

It is very well balanced, indeed a complete food for cats in their dotage

HairyDogsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 21:53

I've rehydrated a couple of bat wings, i can send those to you, if it helps?

TheLidoOfThighs · 07/08/2019 21:59

Lidocat would like some bat wings. That is if live bats aren’t available.

tararabumdeay · 07/08/2019 21:59

I never knew a cat could be such a beautiful soul. I'll lend him out for compassion if you need it.

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 22:02

I'm munching on a few rehydrated, dehydrated bat wings at the moment and can recommend them! Moreish indeed!

5*

TheLidoOfThighs · 07/08/2019 22:04

I’ve got one of those too OP. Maybe we should get into the cat therapy business. Compassionate Cats ™️

HairyDogsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 22:07

Perhaps when 'Badger 'n Rice' open a chain of restaurants, their usp could be 'a cat for every lap' while you're eating.

Croquembou · 07/08/2019 22:08

Sometimes on a thread I like to read the first page and the last page, just to see how much things have escalated.

And now, you buggers, I'm going to have to go back in to see how this got from baby animals abandoned at Christmas to quiche...

TheLidoOfThighs · 07/08/2019 22:10

Croq you’ll be wanting a snack whilst you read, have some dipping paws.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 22:14

And a rehydrated, dehydrated wing!

Ella28 · 07/08/2019 22:23

My dads car was broken into and the stolen suitcases were dumped when they realised it was just holiday clothes. Might be worth reporting anyway.

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 22:25

I'd like some compassion please.

Also, i like to complain but the young lady who brought me chips and a 99 in the bath. Please, please don't pee in my bath water, i like to do that myself

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 22:27

Ella were they hungry? I am.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 22:30

Thigh more piss the better for your skin, i bet you look 18 again now!

I self ID as looking 18 after my piss bath!

LadofThighisAlive · 07/08/2019 22:33

I couldn't eat a cat even with herbs.
I could eat an otter but I've never been able to catch one. Slinky, fast, swimmy buggers.

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 07/08/2019 22:37

Thigh and Dangly piss is fine in the bath, but remember no corn plasters, that's just GRIM

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