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DS found suitcases on slip road.

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tararabumdeay · 18/11/2018 18:21

DS 20 was on an A road slip road. There were two suitcases dumped on the carriageway. Other cars were slamming on the anchors or swerving at the last minute. It was safe for him to stop so he retrieved them and brought them home.

They're both PU leather and look to be 70s vintage. The most important thing though is he opened one and saw a bundle of fur in there, 'Oh God, it's a dead animal.'

My reaction was, 'We'll have to report it if that's the case.'

I want to give him credit because he immediately took it outside to investigate. He was calm and collected when he came back with a fox fur stole, presumably the same vintage as the luggage.

Now I want to have a go at him for clearing the carriageway. His face and his actions when he saw the fur, though, made me so proud.

If, indeed, there would have been £kkk or dumped pets in there we'd be waiting here for CID.

It was probably fly tipping. There's always a story about fly tipped baby animals around Christmas. Please don't let it happen anywhere near where you live.

Maybe it was an amateur theatre co trying to get too many props into a trailer. If so I've got your fur stole and the plastic suitcases in the garden.

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Hellocanyouhear · 07/08/2019 20:19

What a satisfying zombie thread refresh Grin

LovelyThighsReg · 07/08/2019 20:25

I’m looking for catering for a party for my 437 week old and his 180 closest friends. I have a budget of £1.32. The party is tomorrow and it’s on the moon. Can you help? If not, you’re a useless bunch of fuckers and I’ll bloody ‘ave you.

TIA,

Reg

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 20:30

Reg these guys can definitely fulfill your order!!

I recommend their service and rate 5 ***

They will go to the ends of the earth moon and stars to make you happy with their wares! I can verify because I live on mars and they still catered my party with yummy robins and dehydrated bats.

Well worth the £100,000s they charge!!

SheRasProjectofThigh · 07/08/2019 20:31

Are your otters organic?

YoTheGinPussyofThigh · 07/08/2019 20:34

Yo

Can I add to my order 60 Badger flavoured Pot Noodles please.

Yowsers
GinCat

Hellocanyouhear · 07/08/2019 20:36

Lol

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 20:37

Yo they do Badger and also Spicy Bat!

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:40

I'd like a chip buttie and a cup of tea delivered to me in my bath, is this a service you offer?

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:42

Can i have a personal wedding cake please? Marrying myself, and my dogs. A menagerie a trois.

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:43

Could you wash me whilst I eat in the bath, bit tired. Is that part of your remit? It should be.

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:44

As well as the wedding cake can i have a cake please, quite hungry.

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:46

I quite fancy some chow mein and a scone too. Also some chips n scraps in newspaper from the seaside and a 99 without the 99. Could you let me know please. I'm quite hungry.

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:49

I'm quite hungry, could you bring me some colcannon please and some sausages, still in the bath, quite hungry.

I'd like a banana 🍌 split too, with no banana or nuts. Please let me know soon, quite hungry.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 20:49

Thigh I do recommend the dehydrated spicy otter and rice pot noodles for the main at your wedding to yourself! Very tasty! Bat korma also recommended but get poppadoms and a robin naan!

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:51

I'm feeling quite hungry, could you bring me an omelette. Still in the bath, quite hungry.

YoTheGinPussyofThigh · 07/08/2019 20:51

Change of order, 30 badger and 30 spicy bat of noodles.

Your wares come highly recommended by people I have never heard of before this thread.

Yowsers

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 20:52

Also because you are quite hungry I recommend the baby hedgehog dip and the tiny baby wren chutney!

Oh and a saag ostrich side!

Hellocanyouhear · 07/08/2019 20:52

Please continue Grin

YoTheGinPussyofThigh · 07/08/2019 20:53

Just a thought, do you do bat poo houmous?

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 07/08/2019 20:53

Seriously thigh, you should consider a tasting menu before you place a firm order. Modern brides eat their own weight in cake before making a final decision!

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 07/08/2019 20:53

Yo would you like a baby hedgehog dip as well?

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:53

Oh, i don't like strange food, nothing spicy or unusual. I'd like apple pie a la mode please, and apple strudel. Quite hungry.

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 07/08/2019 20:54

Yo that is disgusting!

Dangly that is so cute!

YoTheGinPussyofThigh · 07/08/2019 20:55

Baby hedgehog dip sounds delightful. Can i add in an order of slow worm an grass snake straws as well.

Yowsers.

ThighThighOfthigh · 07/08/2019 20:57

No, no, I'm a finicky eater. I want real food, a quiche possibly? Nothing unusual please. Possibly a pancake as long as it's not French or American. Nothing odd. I'm quite hungry.