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DS found suitcases on slip road.

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tararabumdeay · 18/11/2018 18:21

DS 20 was on an A road slip road. There were two suitcases dumped on the carriageway. Other cars were slamming on the anchors or swerving at the last minute. It was safe for him to stop so he retrieved them and brought them home.

They're both PU leather and look to be 70s vintage. The most important thing though is he opened one and saw a bundle of fur in there, 'Oh God, it's a dead animal.'

My reaction was, 'We'll have to report it if that's the case.'

I want to give him credit because he immediately took it outside to investigate. He was calm and collected when he came back with a fox fur stole, presumably the same vintage as the luggage.

Now I want to have a go at him for clearing the carriageway. His face and his actions when he saw the fur, though, made me so proud.

If, indeed, there would have been £kkk or dumped pets in there we'd be waiting here for CID.

It was probably fly tipping. There's always a story about fly tipped baby animals around Christmas. Please don't let it happen anywhere near where you live.

Maybe it was an amateur theatre co trying to get too many props into a trailer. If so I've got your fur stole and the plastic suitcases in the garden.

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 11/08/2019 13:18

A fishy feast sounds perfect WHORE can I order all of it please and some more for later on?

HairyDogsOfThigh · 11/08/2019 14:01

I like the sound of the seahorse snouts on a bed of barnacles, just checking, are they ethically sourced? Free range? Line caught?

TheWhoreOfStMawes · 11/08/2019 14:04

It’s a wild and windy one out there Lovers. Blown round to Lundy. Anyone for Puffin beaks on decaying crisped Lundy Cabbage leaves? I do have Cormorant Claws as well.

I do provide entertainment as well. I do know all the words to the Good Ship Venus.

TheWhoreOfStMawes · 11/08/2019 14:05

Ethics Lover, what be that?

ThighThighOfthigh · 12/08/2019 00:18

Will no one think of the cat cock? We must put it on the specials board. It needs to get et.

HoraceTheCheese · 12/08/2019 00:45

When in Rome you will do as the Romans

What, smother everything in Garum? Well, I suppose it's a good use for the fish intestines which surprisingly seem to have been overlooked so far.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 12/08/2019 11:04

Three jars of fish intestines please!!

HoraceTheCheese · 12/08/2019 12:07

Amphorae. This stuff is older than Olde.

HairyDogsOfThigh · 12/08/2019 13:39

Great! I've been looking for a supplier of fermented fish guts for weeks now.

ThighThighOfthigh · 12/08/2019 15:23

Is that for seagulls who are more interested in innard beauty than lipstick 💄

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 14/08/2019 07:22

Just to let you know, I'm off on a long car journey today so I'll collect some road kill for the Road Kille Cafe en route.

Are we low in stock of anything in particular?

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