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Oh for goodness sake. I have a crush on the builder

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Keyra · 29/10/2018 09:25

I’m such a cliche - middle aged sahm crushing on the builder. I need strategies to look busy and keep out of the way. Blush

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SorenLorensonsInvisibleFriend · 17/11/2018 08:35

Aww. CG gave you a hug! What was it like? No feelings at all? Boo! He seems lovely!

Exciting update that CB lives within walking distance, he also hung around for gin even though his mate would very likely have preferred to get in there alone. Not sure about the on-off girlfriend, but if you only want some fun...!

(Still rooting for CG though)

And I sing Boilerman to the tune of Bob Dylan's Jokerman, and laughed so hard tears came out at Ewan McGregor looking like he'd be a considerate shitter!

Noonemournsthewicked · 17/11/2018 09:20

I am absolutely loving this thread. To the extent that I had a rather interesting dream about a gardener in a bathroom....

CG is definitely the better option. Waiting for updates!

MissFitton · 17/11/2018 09:36

Have just found this thread and I was supposed to be getting loads done this morning...

Definitely leaning towards Team CG but a Friday afternoon of gin drinking with builders sounds fun!

CandleWithHair · 17/11/2018 09:56

Keyra I really hope all is resolved with the neighbours/architect quickly and happily. What a palaver! The upshot is that frankly wonderful sounding afternoon tho, sounds like a right laugh! Do you actually fancy CG? Maybe consider it in the context that I f CB wasn’t on the scene?

Also, please say you’re going to give us a new thread! Title suggestions anyone?

Dazoo · 17/11/2018 10:03

Oh Keyra, lovely afternoon from the sounds of it but bugger about the architect getting it wrong, is that linked to the neighbours' complaints?

I have tried and failed to find the Nocapes GEG threads

AltogetherAndrews · 17/11/2018 10:03

I’ve never placemarked before, but need to know the outcome!

Team CG, on/off girlfriend is a red flag.

Damnpeskykids · 17/11/2018 11:47

Expecting to read that CG came round to pick up his van/car and ended up staying for lunch! Also we're edging dangerously close to filling up the thread... we need a new one when you have a chance @Keyra 

ithinkillstayhereallday · 17/11/2018 11:58

I'm totally over invested in this...it's like a movie plot!!! I'm currently team CG and hoping their is a plot twist coming where you realise he was the one for you all along!

Keyra · 17/11/2018 12:37

Cg came to collect his van early this morning (I didn't see him though) and put a card through the door. I think yesterday was a one off, it was sort of the climax of a few factors coming together, but it was really good fun. And I hope that, as mentioned, they're more than builders now, ie on the way to being friends.

I'm trying really hard not to overstep any marks though, it just has so much potential to go wrong. I really appreciated cg coming to the neighbours with me yesterday (and he said afterwards that he'd found it difficult seeing me so upset). It's lovely having that feeling again that someone has your back? He seems to be a very kind genuine man. I need to be sensible, especially as these new problems with neighbours/architect have arisen to cause further complications. Thank you for commiserations re the neighbours, it is horrible especially as we've always got on so well. They said some awful things yesterday that I never would've believed they couid. If ever there was an occasion for gin, that was it!

Do you really want a new thread?! I'm astounded this one has nearly filled up! I love having so many virtual friends but it's not very exciting really, and I don't want you all to be disappointed when the probable outcome will be work finishes:builders leave.

I couldn't find the GEG thread either. I'm off to do some ironing (see, told you it was boring). I might look for the sex hedge thread en route though :)

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MrsDarcyIwish · 17/11/2018 12:47

Delurking after avidly following for says to ask:

WHAT DID THE CARD SAY?!!!!!

HippoLatte · 17/11/2018 12:53

Yes we do need a new thread.

And I'm sorry but I we really do need to know which celebs these builders look like. I keep seeing Rodney and delboy in my head and I'm finding it hard to see the attraction to Rodney CB at this stage.

Failing that just ask them if you can take their picture for a thread on Mumsnet that they feature heavily in. I'm sure they'll be fiiiiiiiiiine!

Keyra · 17/11/2018 12:57

I haven't opened the card yet, my birthday is tomorrow. Flowers have just arrived, no card. Shock

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KnittingSister · 17/11/2018 13:02

Of course we need a new thread. How can we help you be nosey otherwise?!

BlueBrush · 17/11/2018 13:05

Yes we'd definitely like a new thread Keyra! Even if the ending is "work finishes, builders leave" we're committed to the very last roof tile, the very last smoosh of plaster, the very last electrical socket, and the very last dregs of the last cup of tea. You think you're not exciting but you had us all at "oh for goodness sake".

Mesmeri · 17/11/2018 13:08

What BlueBrush said (put so perfectly.)

MrsDarcyIwish · 17/11/2018 13:12

Note to screenwriter:

Please do not make lead female character wait a whole day to open the card. Also, said card should be delivered WITH flowers.

Happy birthday for tomorrowFlowers Keyra!

mimosaic · 17/11/2018 13:21

The flowers are gorgeous! Swoon, this is such a lovely story ♥️

hippoherostandinghere · 17/11/2018 13:24

How have you not opened the card. Do it, and report back immediately please.

Sorry for that little outburst Blush

BibiThree · 17/11/2018 14:12

Oh, those flowers are beautiful. How thoughtful of cg ... or cb?

eddielizzard · 17/11/2018 14:16

Aww lovely! I must admit I'd be in love with cg by now...

BurningTheToast · 17/11/2018 14:17

Those flowers are gorgeous. And tasteful - I like a man who understands that mauve chrysanths are unacceptable other than for your granny.

Totally invested here - I'm supposed to be copyediting but that's fallen by the wayside!

lazymare · 17/11/2018 14:23

Shamefaced lurker here, but have to say those flowers are gorgeous. I'm team CG too.

TheLastNigel · 17/11/2018 14:23

Omg! They're deffo from cg! This is amazing! Usually around this time of year i have a little watch of Love actually (seasonal like). This thread is replacing that so great is it!

HippoLatte · 17/11/2018 14:25

OPEN THE FUCKING CARD!!!

Sorry Blush

JustLurkingAway · 17/11/2018 14:28

Delurking to say I bloody love you KeyraGrin

Also, team CG!