Oh for goodness sake. I have a crush on the builder

[Keyra]

I’m such a cliche - middle aged sahm crushing on the builder. I need strategies to look busy and keep out of the way.

But DO YOU FANCY CG? Or do you just like that he likes you?

He does sound lovely but you have to fancy him too or there's no point

I have loved this thread from the very beginning. My lurker level is high but I've delurked to say CG is the one, definitely.

There absolutely must be a second thread so we know the fates of all involved!

Love catching up on this thread everyday, your updates are fab!
Definitely team CG, he sounds so lovely and thoughtful

Yay! Go team CG!

De-lurking here too! Best thread ever- and I've been here since 2000! .Please start a new thread soon or I'll be very stressed! #teamCB

Love is in the air everywhere I look around

😍😍

Another de-lurker and can only echo other posters, you are fabulous OP, this is the absolute best thread for decades! I think I am team CB as I love a man of mystery but CG does sound lovely. ever considered a menage a trois?

Omg 😂 😂 😂 😂 amazing update keyra... Never seen that one coming!!!

So so you fancy cg or are you just team cb????

Hope you're not too hungover 😘

This is the thread that keeps on giving.. Friday afternoon drinking gin with the builders! Amazing x

So CG had to get a taxi. He will have to return over the weekend to pick up his car/van then, surely?

And yes, @Keyra, we need a new thread!

I've just read the whole thread while waiting for DP to come stagger home from the pub - I'm totally team CG, lots of excited girly screaming going on in my head for you @Keyra!! But pleeeeease start a new thread and link to it before this one runs out! We need to know what happens next!

Love this thread. Can't stop singing "hold me closer tiny plasterer" to myself...

Still chuckling at "Ewan McGregor looks like a considerate shitter." 😂😂

I knew it!!!! I called it for Team CG from the beginning!! Is he shaggable? Will he be back tomorrow to get his van? Get in there woman!

I’m getting a Fassbender vibe for CG, he’s always struck me as ‘capable’

I’m loving this story so much 😊

I do love this thread too but is it as good as ,"sex in my hedge"? It might be. It's a close call.

Also delurking to declare myself Team CG

‘Hold me closer, tiny plasterer’ has been my ear worm for days

Do you fancy cg?! You said you defo still have the hots for cb. Don't break cgs kind tea-making heart! I vote for further gin consumption and note slipping. It's now our never if the extension work is at risk! (I'm so sorry to hear about this, it must be so stressful)

CB sounds a like hard work to me; on-and-off girlfriend, in-and-out teeth, he sounds too indecisive. (Hope you manage to sort out your extension woes!)

I heart CG

Place marking

...and working out how I can afford an extension 🤔😁

Keyra I'm going to be very boring and keep my comment* to saying I'm really sorry to hear about your extension problems and hope it gets sorted out soon.

• partly because I'm feeling torn over your various love options

I am overjoyed CG’s tea making ploy appears to be working

Definitely team CG he sounds lovely is there any attraction to him op?
Ps sorry about shitty neighbours going through the same at the minute strangely unsettling to have people nearby that are actively pissed off at you isn’t it 😕

I'm rooting for CG!