Oh for goodness sake. I have a crush on the builder

[Keyra]

I’m such a cliche - middle aged sahm crushing on the builder. I need strategies to look busy and keep out of the way.

There was a very marked resemblance, yes!

Haha, I'm across the pond,only early here.

Glad to hear you had a good time with your cousin!

Ohhhh I've been over invested in this thread from the beginning... Just read days worth all in one go 😍🤣

I hope cg is ok...

Im not sure who to support. I also can't stop singing tiny dancer now

Love your way with words op, you do make me chuckle

Argh! Blatant place marking as only half way through thread and have to know whatt happens but have to go and bloody parent!

I think CG has realised that you are lusting after cb and is feeling as if all his kind tea making has been to no avail.
Meanwhile cb is flinging off his shirt and all the cast has been sighted. Feels like the climax of the story is approaching- both of them wrestling half naked on the roof, while Keyes slow claps below...

Did you make sure to announce loudly and frequently that your new guest was a relative? I'm worried your cast of admirers will be thrown off by the sudden arrival of a man in the house.

LittleMissNaice makes an excellent point.

I am v relieved that TP has been found safe and well. Has he done any plastering yet?

Quantum it'd be nice if some sort of climax was reached, that's for sure ...

I didn't actually announce he was my cousin but I don't think there'll be any misunderstandings - he's gay and very camp with it.

Persis I wish tp knew that there was someone out there so worried for him!

Oh well not we we thought but your day sounded lovely

I agree that was a cutting edge observation

Cheered me up this morning. My crush won’t be in today he may find a reason to pop over sometime soon

I, like i suspect CG has been doing, have been practicing my tea making skills

"I made the cutting edge observation of "you're taking your clothes off" before backing out hurriedly."

Enthusiasm I think your crush will soon be more than just your crush ... :)

Oooohhhh cb and the shirt!!!! Was the view up to expectations?!

Is CG there making you tea this morning yet??

I didn't really look - it's dark in the porch and I reversed out as soon as I saw flesh!

Cg texted earlier to say he wouldn't be here til 8 this morning - I'll report back if tea making is reinstated.

Have just discovered this thread and have made myself late for work because I HAD to read to the end! Looking forward to today's update, OP!

Okay. I am not over invested, but I am going to sell my Antipdoean house, husband and children to be victorthedog's best friend after her overlooking CG's full set of teeth.

Normal tea making service has been resumed. And he's coming to the neighbour's house with me to defend my honour. And my extension.

Hurrah! I was worried that you'd broken his tender heart.

In other news, I had a dream about the AP last night! First time in decades.

Now, I'm hoping to get a pm from a retired paramedic somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere, who just happened to be browsing MN, read this thread and realised I was none other than his long-lost lurve. Knowing my luck though, it will be a pm from a retired ATE...

Heroic and v supportive behaviour from CG who I feel is pretty decent. Is he attractive? I accept possibly not in the league of dreamy cb though!

Can you name a celeb that looks similar to CG? And a celeb that looks like you?

I want to know what the cast looks like 😂

Omg read it all! I'm so invested 😂 I'm team cb!

I'm sorry but CG is so the man

I present CG

Dunno what CB looks like

Keyra is played by Sandra Bullock.
CG is Daniel Craig (at Bond level fitness)
CB is Brad Pitt.

TP is.... Danny di Vito? Bob Hoskins?

And who plays the CSB? Ewan McGregor looks like a considerate shitter.

Ooh DEFINITELY