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Oh for goodness sake. I have a crush on the builder

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Keyra · 29/10/2018 09:25

I’m such a cliche - middle aged sahm crushing on the builder. I need strategies to look busy and keep out of the way. Blush

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Ooogetyooo · 16/11/2018 12:54

Yes I think op should be giving us a rundown of all the players and descriptions ( if we haven't got them already) so we can fully visualise what they all look like including Keyra

Ooogetyooo · 16/11/2018 12:54

Where's my Tom Hardy in all this?

Ooogetyooo · 16/11/2018 12:55

Toothy hunk piece

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Mesmeri · 16/11/2018 13:01

Keyra is definitely a Sandra Bullock part (in my head) - very attractive and capable but with a sense of humour and an alluring air of unpredictability.

Ooogetyooo · 16/11/2018 13:02

I give you pigeon man (PM)

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Carno13 · 16/11/2018 13:15

😅

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MeMeMeow85 · 16/11/2018 13:35

I definitely think OP is Olivia Colman. CB is Gerard Butler and CG is .

TP is Robert Carlyle and CSB is Ewan McGregor.

FairlyAiry · 16/11/2018 13:38

De-lurking to say I love you Keyra Grin Rooting for you and CB! 💘

I’m loving the cast coming together here, YY to Sandra Bullock and Ewan McGregor as CSB! Brilliant.

This thread should be in classics 👏

FairlyAiry · 16/11/2018 13:40

Robert Carlye as TP! Fab!

BoreOfWhabylon · 16/11/2018 14:00

I think Eddie Redmayne would be a very Considerate Shitter.

Love Bob Hoskins and Danny De Vito as TP and ETP Grin

Andtheresaw · 16/11/2018 14:12

I'm loving the casting suggestions but should we stick to actors who are actually alive? Otherwise the special effects quote will be so big that Peter Jackson won't even bother picking up the options.

Mesmeri · 16/11/2018 14:22

Fair point, Andtheresaw. I actually forgot that Bob Hoskins isn't alive. Love like the Robert Carlyle suggestion. He'd be perfect.

BoreOfWhabylon · 16/11/2018 14:34

OK Robert Carlyle as TP, Peter Dinklage as ETP.

I don't see Sandra Bullock as Kyra though. Maybe that Welsh actress? The one who played the lawyer whose husband disappeared? She'd have to tone down the irritating hair-tossing, leg-waving mannerisms though.

Lucylugs · 16/11/2018 15:52

I'm seeing Keyra as Keeley Hawes and CG as lovely bulidery type Peter Kay and CB as shy Paddy McGuinness with tooth issues.😊

MrsTerryPratcett · 16/11/2018 16:16

I can just see your face falling when he opened his mouth and his voice was that of a 10 year old. That's not attractive really is it?

Never did David Beckham any harm.

WeeSausage · 16/11/2018 16:17

Are you going for a drink with CG today Keyra?

sickmumma · 16/11/2018 17:17

Just spent most of my afternoon ignoring the kids and reading through this thread 😂🙈

Placemarking and can't wait to see the outcome!

Keyra · 16/11/2018 17:18

You lot are fab! I'm enjoying your suggestions so much. I don't want to give too much identifying info away (like I haven't already) so I'll just say cg is dark haired, and back in the day someone once told me (in a very dark room after 6 pints of directors) that I looked like Kate Bush.

Anyway - very strange day! This morning cg and I went round to my formerly lovely neighbours asked me r

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Keyra · 16/11/2018 17:41

Ooh sorry, jumped the gun! My neighbours are not happy. :( I'll gloss over that bit because it's upsetting but cg came with me, and after it was over, gave me a big hug.

Short version: I've had a brilliant afternoon drinking gin and listening to music with cg and cg.

Longer version: it seems that the architect may have made a big mistake so this afternoon all work on the extension ground to a halt. Boilerman had been and gone, cb and cg at a loose end as they didn't want to do any more until the architect got back to them. I'd bought cake and, feeling stressed after meeting with neighbours, offered tea but said I'd prefer gin. So, that's how I've spent my afternoon - sat in the kitchen with cg, cb, my cousin (but he left at 2), and intermittently my dd, having a lovely time.

I can confirm that cb has an on/off girlfriend, been "off" for the last 6 months. I very very nearly asked about the teeth - the words were right there, about to come out, but I swerved last minute! They both had too much gin to drive so I've also learnt that cb lives in walking distance, cg got a cab. I've really had such a lovely afternoon, can't, in all honesty, say there were any signs cb is interested (can say, in all honesty, that I am!). Can also say that cg is interested Blush

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Alienspaceship · 16/11/2018 17:46

Oh. My. Word. TELL US MORE.

BoreOfWhabylon · 16/11/2018 17:52
HildaTablet · 16/11/2018 17:56

Oooh Keyra. This is getting interesting. But sorry about the neighbours.

Casting suggestions: surely a young Shane MacGowan is a shoo-in for any dentally-challenged role? Grin

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TomaszIsMineBitch · 16/11/2018 18:05

Im far too invested in this thread Grin
I need blow by blow details of the G&T (gin and tea😂) afternoon.
Who said what and when and so on Blush
Team cg

TheDogAteMySock · 16/11/2018 18:17

Thank you for the update Keyra, I too am thoroughly over invested in this thread. Fingers crossed that love (and lust) will develop between you and CG.

HandlebarTash81 · 16/11/2018 18:32

More. More. MORE WOMAN!

I love this thread.