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Is there a secret about yourself that noone knows?

111 replies

Thisisit777 · 26/10/2018 22:39

I was thinking earlier.... I have one.

I’m pretty sure I’ll write a book before I die. On what ....I don’t yet know but I have very little internal doubt....

Yet no one knows.

Anyone else got anything similar?
Ps. I have spell checked this time. Think pears of wisdom

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GhoulishGremlins · 26/10/2018 22:40

None I'm posting here!

Thisisit777 · 26/10/2018 22:41

Ha ha good point 😂

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GreenDinosaur · 26/10/2018 22:42

A few.
If people know then it's not a secret.

MajorArcana · 26/10/2018 22:45

Oh dear God. Ill never forget the last time i heard those words. I shrugged and said eh, no. Then they were followed by a shocking revelation.

CakeNinja · 26/10/2018 22:47

Yes but I’m not telling you Grin

GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat · 26/10/2018 22:50

That I can’t swim? No one knows that, not even my husband. I mean I’m telling you guys but you still don’t know me.

CthulhuInDisguise · 26/10/2018 22:50

Yes, because the only other person who knew the thing took it to his grave. It's not a bad secret, it's just something that I am not very comfortable with. Something I did when I was younger that involved just me and him.

muffledscreams · 26/10/2018 22:52

Never feel uncomfortable about a rim job, @CthulhuInDisguise

Also, awesome name.

BlackeyedPetitsPois · 26/10/2018 22:53

Yes.

ileclerc · 26/10/2018 23:01

Oh god loads. They'll go with me to the grave!

ComtesseDeSpair · 26/10/2018 23:03

I wrote a verse for a grime-urban-pop song which got to number two in the charts last year. The only people who know are me, the dude who was supposed to have written the entire song, and one of my best friends.

Wauden · 26/10/2018 23:04

Ooooh yes.

ComtesseDeSpair · 26/10/2018 23:04

I mean, I have other stuff about me that nobody at all knows but I wouldn’t call any of it “secrets”, just stuff I don’t tell people because it’s either irrelevant or uninteresting. As everyone does.

IAmNotLikeThem · 26/10/2018 23:06

Yes

yelpingSpookyWillies · 26/10/2018 23:08

Yes. If anyone found out, I'd probably lose everyone I love!

AgathaRaisinDetra · 26/10/2018 23:10

Yes.

I'm not real.

Buildalegohouse · 26/10/2018 23:11

I read a shit tonne of fanfiction in a couple of fandoms that I am too embarrassed to admit to anyone IRL.

Littlelambpeep · 26/10/2018 23:11

How many people I have slept with. It's not many really- but I didn't with dh until we married and he would be really shocked. Also slept with a girl I work with husband while they were dating and I was asked to their wedding. I didn't work with her and didn't know he was seeing someone

CthulhuInDisguise · 26/10/2018 23:14

muffled Halloween Grin not a rim job (or anal)

Foxen · 26/10/2018 23:14

Hell, yes. I worry that when I’m older I’ll get dementia and it will all come out. My kids are going to be reeling...

notacooldad · 26/10/2018 23:18

Yes and it's a burden.

CheddarIsNotTheOnlyCheese · 26/10/2018 23:22

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Thisisit777 · 26/10/2018 23:23

Gosh. So I’m not alone then!

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CheddarIsNotTheOnlyCheese · 26/10/2018 23:24

Sorry didn't get the tone of the thread was jokey. Blush

Glossymare · 26/10/2018 23:29

Yes

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