Children's funny ambitions

[TooManyGlasses]

My DD (9) has just asked if she can be a supervillain when she grows up. Should I be worried? 

So now I'm collecting! What do/did your kids want to be? Go on, make us laugh! 

The hairdresser asked my four year old this question last week, think he got confused with hallowe’en because he replied with ‘a ghost’

Mel B. She’s 4 and recently discovered the spice girls

My 5 year old wants to marry the dog. Also have lots of fast cars that he can drive... around in a lorry so that they don’t get dirty.

DD 6 wants to be a nurse now, but I remember a time she wanted to be Peppa Pig...

DD1 (5) wants to be an artist. Her previous ambition was to be a firefighter, and commute to the fire station by horse.

I just asked DD2 (3) what she wants to be when she grows up and she shouted "Elastigirl! Or... a mermaid".

So that's all right then.

When my daughter was three she told the health visitor that when she grew up she wanted to be a hospital manager.

DH wanted to be a train (too much Thomas the Tank Engine), my Neice wanted to be a football (think she meant footballer).

Eldest DD(7) wants to be either a pop star or Princess Leia at Disney World. However, she is very adamant that she will not b working any weekends! Youngest DD(5) currently wants to be a builder or an architect. A couple of years back she wanted to be a spider.

DS wanted age 5 to be a grandfather
not a daddy at any point, but apparently when you are a grandfather you are allowed facial hair and a truck to drive
but hes also planned to get a house with his best friend and when they are 18 they will move in together
they will have a big room for lego together
apparently if they get married their wives can move in with them too if they want