Weirdest thing you've said in your sleep

[benjaminbuttonschild]

I'm a bit of a sleep talker, always coming out with jibberish in my sleep. Sometimes I'm aware and wake myself up, most of the time not.

Anyway, dp came home from earlier and started chuckling to himself at the dinner table. I asked what was funny.

He said that last night I woke him up by blurting out "Who invented sick?".

Apparently I sounded really genuine as if it were a real question. I have no recollection of this whatsoever nor do I recall any dreams from last night. So very bizarre!

When I was a teenager I stayed at a friends house. In the morning she was giggling at me because apparently I started humming the theme tune to 'The Simpsons' in my sleep.

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said or heard said by someone else?

As far as I am aware I have always talked in my sleep. One night when in bed with my first husband, I was sat bolt upright and anxiously asking "What's this? What's this?". My husband woke me up with the reply "You've got hold of my willy!".

I've come out with some great ones over the years. Not sure if my OH sleeps through them now or I've stopped. Staying in a hotel with a mate I woke her up yelling in a very indignant voice "It's not petrol, It's diesel".
I've also scared the crap out of a mate by sitting up in bed, staring right at her stroking my chin like I was deep in thought.