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323 replies

SteveHo · 24/08/2018 23:23

just for fun.

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attentionspan · 26/08/2018 22:59

Moonflower12 is my NDN and I know what she gets up to.

kaytee87 · 26/08/2018 23:00

attentionspan was my cell mate in jail and I know what she did last summer

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 26/08/2018 23:06

I met Kay on a YTS placement scheme where we had to firstly polish individual staples and then glue them together.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 26/08/2018 23:08

I met @SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires when we both attended a Morris Dancing for beginners class, there weren't enough bells so we had to take turns with them.

Galvantula · 26/08/2018 23:11

@wafflyversatile

I will totally pay you back. Honest.

(*Really can't stand Robbie Williams 😂)

HippyChickMama · 26/08/2018 23:13

@TitsalinaBumSquash
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you

QueenOfIce · 26/08/2018 23:15

I met hippy at Hedonism week in Mexico she had her dh and her bf on leads on their knees wearing fishnet suits.

ThomasinaShelby · 26/08/2018 23:19

HippyChickMama used to sit next to me in maths. We bonded over her letting me copy her work and me letting her have some ciggies

ThomasinaShelby · 26/08/2018 23:21

Oops cross post!
OK, I met the Queenofice when she offered to show me some magic. I said yes, then she tried to sell me some mushrooms!

Piglet208 · 26/08/2018 23:35

I met Thomasina in Casablanca. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all of the world...

Bouledeneige · 26/08/2018 23:41

Piglets my doppelgänger. We met when her boyfriend caught me snogging some guy down the Dog and Duck and accused me of cheating. She turned up a few minutes later and smacked him over the head with a Barstool.

Best mates ever since. Separated at birth lookie- likeys. Sometimes share a boyfriend when times are hard.

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 26/08/2018 23:42

Well what can I say about Piglet? We met at on a speed dating service and we're still in touch and still single. Grin

LilMadAgain · 27/08/2018 00:05

Met steamtrains at the old Cheese Factory I worked at, met them the same time I met Okey Dokey on my first day at work. The three of us would spend our wages on Malibu and lemonade at the Abercwmclechai Social Club and have a doner and chips on our way home. We each went out separate ways when Okey was headhunter by Kraft.

Giggorata · 27/08/2018 00:17

I met LilMadAgain at a Black Mass in a derelict church in Pimlico.

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 27/08/2018 00:46

I was employed by Giggorata to work out the best postion (in back gardens) to place tampolines, to annoy the most number of nighbours possible.

messageinabottleofgin · 27/08/2018 01:00

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires took an instant dislike to me when we shared s table in a cafe in Wandsworth. To be fair I did take a large bite out of her sausage sarnie, it just looked so tempting and she was leaving it to go cold while she played Merge Gems on her phone.

SneakyGremlins · 27/08/2018 01:02

message Stabbed me when I ran over her foot with a shopping trolley. It was her own fault, she was busy feeding a cat in the local Tesco with some naice ham.

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 27/08/2018 01:10

I met Sneaky, when I arrested her for dealing yarn bombs to little old ladies, on a Sunday after mass no less.

beingthere · 27/08/2018 01:22

I bought SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires‘ old house about five years ago. She told us it was haunted but we laughed in the face of such nonsense. Within days of moving in mysterious happenings occurred. Objects were moved, strange noises were heard in the attic and alcohol went missing. Finally we set up a series of hidden cameras to film the wooo. Imagine our surprise when SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires was captured on film climbing down from the attic where she’d been living since the day we exchanged contracts.

SpitefulMidLifeAnimal · 27/08/2018 01:28

I met beingthere back in the late 80's. We were Brosettes, camped outside Matt Goss' house, hoping for a glimpse of the blonded chanteur. She gave me a Grolsch bottle top to put on my Docs.

seagulldown · 27/08/2018 01:28

I met beingthere on the train to Manchester. She helped me finish the Times cross word and then she told me all about the creepy house happenings. I haven’t slept well since...

seagulldown · 27/08/2018 01:29

Oh cross post with spiteful! We both know beingthere well!

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 27/08/2018 01:49

I used to run the village parish magazine & Sea was a columnist, who decided to write a "Agony Aunt" page set in the late 17 Century.

FourFriedChickensDryWhiteToast · 27/08/2018 02:01

oh I remember Steamtrains when we were doing acid on the beach in Mykonos. She was hilarious! How we laughed...

100kindsofwonderful · 27/08/2018 02:03

I surfed on into FourFried’s blog when I was looking for an alternative lifestyle. She had started a commune in an old distillery in Bulgaria, knitted her own yoghurt and believed in elves and fairies. The alternative bit was that she was the only person allowed to live in the commune so we never actually got to meet.