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[SteveHo]

just for fun.

pigeon and I met at a llama sanctuary- she had turned up in a rather large truck with a loop of rope, mumbling something about poppadoms.

yougotanygrapes
We met at a pick your own fruit farm. It was a very rainy day so we nipped under a tree to get out of the weather. We bonded over our shared love of quantum physics and now go all over the world sharing our knowledge.

I met Yougotanygrapes when she was collecting for a new charity projectors by the llama sanctuary, called Drama Llama. It encouraged terminally shy people to be more sociable by acting out dramatic situations with the help of llamas. I misunderstood and thought she was talking about Tibetan priests instead. Golly, did we chuckle! We've been bosom buddies ever since.

@Mentounasc is a figment of my imagination.

Bee & I met undercover at a Haggis & Sporran breeding center, which was eventually shut down due to dodgey practices... like for trying to "cross breed a Haggis and a Sporran" for underground fights. (Several highly placed gov't ministers might've been involved )

We now own & run theworld's biggest breeding center for endangered Haggis & Sporrans.

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires auditioned me for the role of 'third toaster' in an edgy new production, 'Argos Catalogue - The Musical'. I hoped it would be my big break, but I lost out to the bloke from the DFS adverts due to his 'superior affinity with homewares'. I am still bitter about the whole thing.

ScreamingValenta recruited me into the Belgian Secret Service.

Valentine's and I trained US Navy dolphins who were supposed to difuse mines but ended up subverting communism in Cuba by means we know not how.

(Ssh, don't tell anyone but Valenta's secret Belgian code name is Valentine)

Stop met het weggeven van geheimen Pigeon!

Ada, won a Noble Award for her outstanding work in the sciences for proving that the 5th state of matter is in-fact a Cat

Solid, liquid, gas, plasma & cat.

I met @streamtrainsrealalesandopenfires at a signing of their new book for dogs ‘how to be a gooder good boy.’ My dog has been playing with fair superior sticks since we invested in their book.

BlueCookieMonster and I met while skiing in the Alps with Tom Daley. We had a lovely hot tub session with Elton John and Delia Smith afterwards, before Mary Berry took us clay pigeon shooting.

@SneakyGremlins and I were stuck in a lift when she snapped and farted into her handbag. We were freed by Neville from accounts via the ingenious use of a crowbar made from staplers and sanpro.

BrevilleTron was my teacher in primary 1. She cleaned up my sick when I spewed on the table. 😳

Nice. 😂😂

*true primary one story. I had to go home. ..

Galvantula was once a designer omelette maker and liked to juggle her creations, until her rival (naming no names...slimey stan) somehow managed to replace an omlette with mass of scrambled egg. Now she works as a toupee wrangler.

Galvantula was the first lady minister at our local church. She married me and DH.

Aww you poor thing. Yes I remember telling you not to worry, giving you a tissue and a drink and a cuddle 😜

Galvantula is one the school mum's. She is the one always in leggings and fake ugg boots. She always has one legging leg rolled up to show her tattoo and how tough she is. I always cross the road when i see her coming with her fag hanging outta her mouth.

Clawdy yarn- bombed the bench on the recreation ground. I did the litter bin next to it.

Galvantula was a Robbie Williams tribute act in Granada. She was booed off the stage and I paid for her taxi home when she realised she'd forgotten her purse. She took my details to pay me back.

@Knittedfairies was a bridezilla I met in the Zoflora aisle in Waitrose. She was choosing which flavour her bridesmaids would be wearing at her up coming nuptials. She was price checking with a view to charging them.

KnittedFairies convinced my DM that her faulty TV was caused by a ghost. A few days later, Knitted carried out an exorcism, waved some sage round the house and the TV has worked perfectly ever since.