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[SteveHo]

just for fun.

ah we were waiting for you 100. Tinkerbell was most upset..

I first met 100 kindsofwonderful nearly 25 yrs ago now - when she was an idealist freedom fighter for the Burmese democracy movement on the Thai border. She was the radio operator based in a rather smelly and cramped hidey hole , situated under the chicken house at the base of a northern Thai mountain.. her Morse code speed was awesome.

I met @fontofnoknowledge at a yoni massage class in Hull, she was the class demonstration model

I met @titsbumsfannythelot on a naturist holiday (hence the user name).

She particularly liked the tennis lessons and Space hopper sessions.

She was later asked to leave when organisers discovered she had a fetish for igniting people’s silent farts with a lighter she had kept hidden in her ample cleavage.

Cormoran borrowed a book from me on how to disappear from everyday social life back in 1983 and I haven't seen her since.

Pigeon worked on the deli counter in Safeway before it became a Sommerfield's. I had to report her for unhygienic reasons. I don't think she ever found out it was me.

@Neepneepneep spilt a coffee over me on the way to a job interview. She helped me buy a new dress and change and wished be luck.

She waited for me after the interview and we got drunk on Margaritas I didn't get the job!

I interviewed Rachelsholiday she definitely did not get the job she failed to mention she had a few margaritas before aswell she was wasted!

MrsMotherHen and I met at Disneyland in the queue for the character breakfast in the Grand Floridian. She wanted to meet Alice in Wonderland and I was waiting for Mary Poppins. We both ate far too many Mickey waffles.

karmical was the hairdresser who persuaded me it was ok to have a perm while my hair was bleached blonde. It wasn't - and my hair turned a tasteful shade of olive green. When looked at it, horrified, in the mirror, she said helpfully "You can always wear a hat".

Bettercallsaul1 auditioned for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as an Oompa lumpa. I appreciated her hair efforts and offered her the role. I last saw her when I popped in to a greasy spoon offering 'French fancies, no shells'. She was busily smothering slugs with garlic. I left.

cantfindamoniker was doing house to house calls in my area 10 years ago, asking if anyone had seen her escaped gerbil. It was all an elaborate ruse, as she was searching for a Bulgarian crime lord rumoured to be in the area. She later crashed through my window on a rope, with the rest of her SWAT team, in the mistaken belief he was there (he was next door).

Giggorata used to drive an ice-cream van around my town. She didn't sell ice-creams, just liked the music. I think of her whenever I hear "Oranges and Lemons".

Neep was a witness at my wedding. I didn’t know her, just grabbed her off the street and dragged her into the registry office. She burst into tears at the end and admitted she was upset because she thought I was going to marry her.

laddersandsnakes and I were part of the local neighborhood egg team. We painted eggs on the front doors of all the houses, and blue paint all over the windows. Sadly, ladders got the promotion I wanted so we fell out.

SneakyGremlins Is a local celebrity in my neck of the woods. She abseiled down the cliffs to rescue a puppy, who was trapped by the incoming tide... only thing, it wasn't a puppy. It was a seal pup, who disappeared into the sea just as she was reaching for it.

Giggorata was a backing dancer in several 80’s music videos including Mötley Crüe’s “Girls Girls Girls” and Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love”. I admired her from afar but never spoke to her. I still have a lock of her hair.

Giggorata and I were sitting next to each other at a classical concert. Someone in front of us was playing a game on his phone. I was about to tap him on the shoulder and indicate that he should put it away, when she smacked him over the head with her programme. After that, I felt compelled to buy her a drink.

Ha, hilarious alternative universes for Giggorata!

@laddersandsnakes I was crying because you didn't marry me

Bloodybridget picked my pocket while I was waiting in line to buy a quarter of tongue at the Safeway deli counter, before it became a Sommerfield's. Hands like an octopus that one.

@NeepNeepNeep gave me my first tattoo.
I was most upset when she told me that although my arse was huge, it wasn't big enough for BREAKFASTATSQUIFFANYS in Helvetica font 16

I first met @BreakfastatSquiffanys one balmy late summer's evening when we were scrumping for apples in the grumpy old man's garden. She admired my custom made scrumping trousers with large pockets, and I was impressed with the way she scaled the fence. We've met for a weekly cider ever since.

Moog was my 1st probation officer.