What's better than a duck?

[Goldenbug]

What's better than a duck?

Nothing according to my 12-year-old. I'd say a horse.

What's worse than a dry orange?

A duck with steamed pancakes, shredded spring onion, cucumber and plum sauce.

An elephant.

horse - Nope. Too hard to pick up and move about. You need trailers for them and stuff. Ducks are much more portable.

elephant - Worse than horses as far as transportation goes. Also really dull plumage.

You shouldn't feed ducks pancakes. Not sure about the other stuff.

Three or more indian runners

Or rats, we started with 3, now have 10

DH says 2 ducks.

Both DC said a chicken.

Kittens.

I win.

A peacock.

Or a plate of halloumi.

Well obviously more ducks is better than a single mono-duck.

Rats - pretty good, but can scare people. (I like them though!)

A swan according to my DC

A teeny baby goat in pyjamas.

three Indian runners?? what?

Oh, I know. A hedgehog!

Two ducks.

Chickens - Wrong. Too common. EVERYBODY has a chicken.

Peacocks - No. They try so hard it's embarrassing.

My 2yo calls ducks 'kack kack's'

A pig in Wellington boots.

Although a duck in Wellington boots would be better than that.

Just to be clear, are we talking the feathery pond variety or the plastic yellow bath type?

Kittens - No. They grow into cats, ignore you and poop everywhere.

Halloumi - Well, as good as ducks when cut into chips and fried, but not better.

A swan - No. Too unwieldy. If you came at me armed with a swan, before you even unfolded it's neck I would have ducked you in the stomach.

In that case fried halloumi chips eaten in the company of a charming and attentive duck.

Hedgehog - Yes! Well done! Somebody's got the right idea.

Pig in Boots - Yes. (Mysterious! What was he buying?!)
Pig in wellington boots - Nope.

And it's a regular feathered duck.

Better than an a duck ... a disco duck!