What's better than a duck?

[Goldenbug]

What's better than a duck?

thisonebreath you win. Can i come and live with you?

They are very cute. They follow each other around and don't quack at the moment, just make a 'meep meep' noise.

Ducks are awful I have a terrible phobia of all birds so I would have to say anything is better than a duck

Baby duck are cute. Baby parrots are ugly, so not them.

A duck billed platypus.

2 ducks?

A lobster.
I'm thinking Thermidor here obviously!

Duck billed platypi - Yes. Builds on the duck formula with the addition of fur and flappy tail.

Two Boston terriers in a bookshop. Waaay better than a duck.

A Ferrari.

I need a duck-billed platypus in my life.

SDTG Google Assistant knows that joke! She told me the answer! 😂

A pigmy marmoset.

A heavily pregnant guinea pig

Pus-filled duckyplat.

Absolutely nothing according to my toddler, except perhaps his duck socks!

Nothing.

I would say a flamingo is better than a duck.
Flamingos are cool, elegant and have a bit of class.
Unlike your run of the mill duck!

Why baby Spiders of course.

Wow... so duck billed platypuses have scratch spots like dogs? Amazing.

An Emu. Long legs to run on, long neck and beak to peck with, and if you find the righ5 one you get the added bonus of Rod Hull stuck up his bum

Uh oh... thread killer sorry

Did you know that although duck billed platypi are mammals they don’t have nipples so they essentially just sweat milk from their pores and their babies lick it off them?

baby red squirrel

terrifying, though

www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45150298

And an axolotl is better than a duck