Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

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^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

It should be on ITV player.

Tay showing how little she cares about the media.

I know i'm not exactly in sugarscape's target market but they must be peeing themselves writing that. Haven't lolled so hard at a bit of sleb coverage since Bradley Cooper rocked a thick beard at Wimbo.

I notice Zayn was 'unable to attend' due to being unutterably off his face presumably

Must get some over the knee red boots like TayTay's! If she reconciles with Styles, they can double date with Zayn and Gigi. What fun that would be.

That being said, I feel a bit sorry for Zayn, after he was firedchose to leave 1D, pissing off the rest of them, including Sir Simon Of Cowell who has stated publicly that he has no wish to speak to him again. He must feel a bit lost and if he does have addiction issues, then he has a long and lonely road ahead of him.

But that's all off topic and the main issue I have today is WHERE IS TIM?

Oops, strike out fail, sorry Zayn.

slow you know very well aliens visited Zayn and told him to leave.

Tim, I'd like to think is feet up, sunnies on, aperol spritz and a copy of the Sunday Mail inside the Observer, tutting at the paucity of today's offerings.

Tim papped coming out of a spa made me . I was aghast at the BG insinuating that Tim would refer to TayTay as a cunt . I was tempted to dial 101 and have it logged.

I see Cara D is rumoured to have split with St Vincent, Ruby Rose has also allegedly recently split with her girlfriend. With the end of TayTo I'm surprised the DM isn't running a doomed 4th July relationships, ignoring RR & BL.

I was tempted to dial 101 and have it logged

Lovely pictures of Tay and Squad chatting to recently single, Lewis Hamilton .

DD sent me this

Tay really will have reached the bottom of the bearding barrel if she goes for Lewis. Who next, Larry Grayson?

In those glorious red boots she could be Principal Boy in a Larry Grayson panto!! (Apologies to those with fond memories of Larry Grayson)

I know the idea was for her to model Gigi Hadid's Tommy line, but to me TayTay looked like she was paying homage to Pinocchio.

Tim had better watch out according yo Gigi Tay is back in the studio

Mind you apparently Little Mix's next single is about Zayn so perhaps Gigi is throwing some shade here.

coco the funny thing is that there's more genuine joy and intimacy in those pics than any of the staged TayTo beach shots

Feeling a bit mean as I didn't have anything positive to say about the red boots (love FrayedHems Pinocchio ) but the latest outfit while seeing Gigi and Zayn ..... I think I'm just too old to understand but, really! I don't think it compliments her figure at all.
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Sorry for DM link, failing at computer stuff in the heat

That's such a frumpy dress. I'd be tempted to take a pair of scissors to it and cut it off at knee level.

Gigi's trousers are something else though.

Disclaimer I'm useless at everyday fashion never mind high fashion.

I thought Tay Tay refused to hang with zayn because of the drugs?

Zayn is a Squad plus one, although as he now hates Harry* then he may be auto-enrolled as honorary Squad.
I feel a bit sorry for Zayn he looks so thin and a bit lost in those photos. His mum needs to take him back home and feed him up.

*probably not true.

So I have read admittedly on twitter that Ben A and J-Lo are back together. Surely that is not a fact ?

Ben A. is many things, but surely he can't be that stupid. His brain would literally, not just figuratively have to be in his dick for him to go back to JLo!

Now the Daily Fail is saying Calvin and JLo are dating

Taytay has a new fashion idol

Oh dear Lord Coco that's fantastic, I have a sneaking feeling that I've got the same dress, as Mary B of course, it may be M&S Per Una...... I shall feel like a Taylor wannabe when I wear it now, not that I have the 'shapely pins, pert derrière' etc, but a girl (ha!) can dream

Ooh JLo and Calvin could be interesting! especially if they have an acrimonious split
at Mary and TayTay. Mary wore it better. What is up with TayTay's footwear choices?