Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

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First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

at Mary Berry & TayTay maybe she's secretly auditioning as a new GBBO judge?

I love that TayTay is taking style tips from Mary Berry

I was driving to work today amd a thought poppedninto my head: who could out do Tayatay as the least suitable GF for Tim?
Ariana Grande. I don't trust him NOT to make such decision.

Oh God! I bet he'd have to look her up on Wikipedia if his agent suggested her! Doubt he'd be able to pick her out at the Emmys!

What about a z list reality TV star? Like so z list they are only there because there's nothing after z? One of the Geordie Shore lot.

I still think there's a lot of mileage in Tim becoming Mr Kerry Katona - her fourth or would it be fifth husband and stepdad to her several children. Despite not having a career, she is pretty much always in the papers. Tim could get a lot of free publicity and best of all, he won't have to shell out on expensive trips to Rome. Kerry will be happy with a caravan holiday in Skegness or an all-inclusive resort in the Balearics. Trouble is, TayTay won't know who she is, or even care. So perhaps he should date one of her ex-squad, or even carry on dating Harry Styles' castoffs and go for Kendall Jenner or one of the several dozen Victoria's Secret models.

Or even better, he could date Harry Styles himself although the Larries would hunt him down and kill him which would piss TayTay off enormously and they could call themselves Tarry Stylinston. Oh wait...

Or if he can't stand being in the closet any longer, he could date Irina Shayk, which is the showbiz equivalent of going to Pride dressed in rainbow coloured hotpants singing YMCA

Tim better move fast as Kerry K is papwalking reconciling with her husband! at what message dating Irina sends. It would make Lulu so happy ❤❤

I think he should date Jennifer Lawrence. She reined in her publicity over-exposure well. In my baseless opinion, I think Tim dating J-Law would annoy TayTay. Though I think Tim will make sure his next gf is less famous than him.

According to this highly reputable source Tay is proving a point by dating Zac Efron...

at Irina

The Edge is highly entertaining. If it was remotely true then Tay needs therapy to work out why she can't stay single for more than a minute.

Just seen the Zac Effron story. He's not known for PR relationships or anything .,,

whentheshipgoesdown your sources are as impeccable as never ever
I think both Tim and CH have learnt the lesson about dating mega famous global superstars.

Is Irina not still dating my next husband, Bradley Cooper?

Whoaaa right there missy.
I have first dibs on being Bradleys new beard.
Back off

Watch out gerrof irina

Ma Tay is in the SBoS today. I can see she wouldn't have been DianaMarjorie's type. I can just imagine her cutting the cheese wrong and DianaMajorie having to bite her tongue really hard not to tut. bit like when my mum met my MiL for the first and only time

I have got sufficiently invested in this whole charade to have actively sought out Calvin's new song to listen to his breakup lyrics.

Looks like Bradley has been papped with his boyfriend! DM!

Linky linky pleasey?!

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3794709/Bradley-Cooper-quite-man-charge-gives-pal-ride-motorcycle.html

Oops!
So Irina will definitely be on the market for some high profile bearding

Anyone who wants to be convincingly bearded isn't going to employ irina surely?

Is Tom Cruise single at the moment…?

I'd do it. Going to far flung sandy beaches, millionaires yatchs, wandering around NY and LA. Yep I'd step up and take one for the team.

Isn't it prostitution without the sex?

I guess bearding is better than yachting

boop I think it is just acting. You don't have to do much, just turn up to Wimbo and the Met Gala and the VMAs and smile a bit. I could do some of that. Not for Tom or SiCo to be fair, but Bradley/Ryan Seacrest/Harry Styles would be well within my comfort zone. And yes, I don't think it's anything like yachting.