Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

bonkers 😈👿👹👺

What's HiddleWin?

Rught, I just checked that tumbler amd someone's gay 👀

Cocolepew good grief! What! How! Speechless! have these people got nothing better to do (Ooops, think I can hear Tim's rendition of 'I'm starting with the man in the mirror' - shuffles off to do something sensible)

Or maybe not, what's HiddleWin? I can't find it or is my phone protecting me?

My entirely-made-up shipping name for Tim and Luke Windsor

Thank you

No news today 😩 No TayTay backlash!

The lovely Calvin will be on judges houses with the shamazing Nicole this year, says the Fail

Nicole is hateful.

Coco that article is fab! Of course TayTay is a clone of a satanist (that's someone who wears a lot of satin right?! 😉 )

She does look like the satanist lady!

People are odd though!

So TayTay is a clone of a satanist? Wow. I'm impressed. I thought she was a skinny blonde country singer turned rock chick with a penchant for semi-famous men who she humps then dumps in order to write breakup songs about 🎶

Another Tayto blind. They keep coming..

blindgossip.com/?p=80713

I don't see Tim as being someone who would use the word cunt

I can't help thinking it would have actually looked better for tayto if she had been dumped

Tay's pr team are in overdrive, bbc have a story on her doing a half hour call to a terminally ill fan, as well as donating $5k to cover med and funeral expenses to the family of a woman killed in a car accident. Both lovely things to do, but I can't help feeling cynical about the timing.

www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37315438/taylor-swift-video-calls-terminally-ill-fan-for-half-an-hour

Tim would never call a woman a cunt. He's far too well brought up. What would Marjorie say?

As for TayTay and her good deeds, superb timing!! Anyone would think she is trying to deflect attention away from her latest failed fauxmance.

The thing is she does that kind of stuff all the time, not just when she's trying to gain media brownie points. She is genuinely very generous.

It's like Tay just can't help making enemies -and writing songs about it. this is a surprisingly long list

Phew, I found you!
I heard the news on the radio today, and just had to come here for confirmation.

I'm amazed it lasted as long as it did, although I suspect it was over about a month ago when the photos dried up.

Oh Tim, it all backfired spectacularly didn't it! It has succeeded in raising his profile though. He needs a few grown up relationships now to salvage his reputation.

Taylor-as-reincarnated-satanist has made it into the DM

Who says journalism is dead?

There are a few blogs on tumblr that should be receiving a salary rather than the journalists who regurgitate!!

They're calling Tom 'Tim' on Newzoids

Our influence spreads far and wide 😄

Where do I waych Newzoids if I can be bothered.