Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

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First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

Hiddleston Piper - Hiper

I mostly grew up in Billericay!

I wonder if Billie still has the purple suit she wore in the Because we want to video. It would go aces with Tim's Vest.

Billie Piper if you're reading, please please please please please please please give Tim a go. A 2016 version of Because We Want To, perhaps with a bit of Shakespeare thrown in and a side swipe to TayTay's Blank Space would be pick of the pops for sure.

Tillie, well that's what I'd call them.

I have to say none of them is as silly good as TayTo or Tiddles.

Tillie wins.

Because we want to.
And because Tayto are never ever getting back together.
Even though they had style.

Why do they have to play that song so loud?

Oh slow I so hope you are right. Timbil Pipperson it is.

Tim will NOT be honey to Billie's bee. He's damaged goods now.

The best he can hope for is someone from Made In Chelsea. Maybe Spencer Pratt's sister, so he still has that LA-London thing going on?

I don't think spenny has a sister. If he does, he hasn't had my permission.

Slight MiC obsessive here. Please don't tell me I have missed Spenny marrying Steph and changing his name to hers

Catching up, but can someone explain what Tay has been wearing on her legs these last few days?

is it a 21st century idiom of mourning attire that has not yet become widely adopted?

Spencer Pratt from The Hills! American. Sister is Steph, no? 'Went out with' Spencer Matthews for a bit.

Uricon Tay has mostly been wearing a smirk this week.

How can there be 2 spennies? Yes indeed Spencer Matthews visibly pretended to go out with Stephanie Pratt.

I want Caggie back. And Hugo.

Indeed, Spotted, insufferable smug (with weird leg attire)

Not a good look.

I've been thinking about all this a lot (including in very boring all day meeting) and I think El Timmo needs to withdraw absolutely from the public gaze for while.

Then I remembered the Emmys. Tricky.

I guess it is like Dynasty and the Colbys. You miss out on the full picture by only watching one. at my continued lack of SpennyKnowledg

Isn't Idris Elba also nominated for the same Emmy? As Idris is also currently filming Thor 3, they will either go together Bromance Style or the movie bosses will take pity on Tim refuse them a pass.

Timdris Elbason?

Let me check tumblr

Yes that was me Frayed.
Bloody stupid reason, should have stuck a wig on, her hair looks shit now.
Speaking of Kardashians. Dating one of them would really raise Tims profile.

And not forgetting Idris was TayTay's co-host for the Met-Gala. Co-host or co-conspirator?

I am hoping Tim dates one of TayTay's squad next. Or a Kardashian.

But I think Marjorie-Diana will have already lined up Clarissa Pinkington-Smithers from the local am dram society in Sussex. She's a bit chubby but not a smug smirker and she too will have a capsule wardrobe of 4 items of clothing.

I am still baffled that at an event where she was hanging out with Idris and Tim, she chose Tim. I have a major soft spot for Idris.

Exerpt from a DM "article".

I am advised that Tom can still rely on the support of Luke Windsor, 32, described to me as his ‘friend, publicist and nanny’.

Do you think he changes his nappy?

Like us, the DM relies on tumblr for its research background-luke.tumblr.com/

And now FB is suggesting I might want to post a link to a HiddleWin tumblr and out myself to all my friends and family