Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

It's nearly Emmy time!
Go Tim 🎉🎉🎉

Yes, i think it's just acting too. To be honest, I have a feeling some of them don't really care if people on the internet know they are Gay and have someone bearding for them. They know that most people in the West won't care, hopefully, but the Chinese and Far Eastern market is massive, and they are scared their marketability as leading men will be damaged there. Added to that, Bradley, Leo and Cristiano Ronaldo and Tim are very close to their Catholic mothers, so may want to pretend to be straight to them.

if I was 20 years younger, an aspiring actress and a size 4 or something, id do it in a shot. I doubt you'd have to go anywhere near the Crown Jewels, you'd just have to do some kissing every time a pap was around, get wined and dined and go to the nicest places. Better than waitressing in between auditions while you live with 6 flatmates in the grottiest part of LA!

With Cristiano I get it - there has never been an out football with any sort of profile and while it seems to be screamingly obvious actually he probably is protecting himself to an extent. And I sort-of-get why it's considered career-limiting to be an out actor, much as it shouldn't be, and articles always point to Rupert Everett who's lack of success is, in my view, down to him being a bit shit not him being gay. Why precisely SiCo wants to make out that he and everyone he's ever met is straight is more baffling.

Yes, I've heard that Rupert Everett is a bit of a diva and not very pleasant to work with that's why he doesnt get parts. Zachary Quinto is very successful and plays straight parts all the time.

Yes, I dont understand the Sico business, unless he is actually straight!!!

Evening! I might be watching the red carpet live stream and I might be looking for Tim I HAVE NO SHAME
Will let you know when I spot him. Link to vacuous fashionistas commentating here. One sounds like Trinny.

www.popsugar.com/celebrity/Emmys-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Live-Stream-2016-42378799

flailing here!
ad break, off for a brew.
lots of red dresses, white dresses with diamonds, couple of modern almost cubic. Meh.

twitter.com/LokiMustKneel

I do like Olivia Coleman

Emmys are live on youtube for those still awake....!

Only one Emmy for The Night Manager: went to director Susanne Bier.
Hugh, Olivia and Tim all missed out. Ah well.
Bendydick wasn't there (Sherlock won one) nor did I see Idris. Hoping Tim chatted to his lovely colleagues and wasn't too lonely.
Later taters x

Thanks for the live updates Kimmy! Shame our Tim didn't win owt.

I would like to submit my CV to be a beard please. I'm not having a baby for SiCo though and Tom Cruise can base jump off a sofa before I pretend to be his girl. Harry Styles is a bit young but I'd cougar for the right price and a Caribbean yachting holiday

Great liveblog kimmy but I am feeling all deflated. Tay probably feels properly vindicated. Hope Tim is off getting properly wankered with LuLu, quoting Henry IV and hissing about snakes.

Kimmy for dedication to celeb goss. I am very impressed you stayed awake to watch the Emmys.
for Tim - losing TayTay and an Emmy all in the same month. Sad days.
But I'm very happy for the OJ Simpson team. I thought they deserved all the awards and I felt a bit teary when I heard Sarah Paulson's public apology to Marcia Clark. (Although it was one of those moments where I thought I was completely out of touch with public opinion because when the OJ trial unfolded in RL, I felt so inspired by Marcia. It was a woman in a high profile case! so I didn't understand all the hate).

Oh no! What a waste the whole Tayto thing was! for him I mean, it was worth its weight in comedy gold for the rest of us

Just seen on Twitter that Tim was getting 'flirty' with Priiyanka Chopra at the Emmys. She's very beautiful but looks like she would eat him alive! I think she's a bit out of his league sadly. And also not Luke!

I don't know anything about Priiyanka Chopra, but she is gorgeous at it would be hard not to try and flirt.

Tim was never a serious contender for the Emmys but I think the non-TayTay publicity was a great lifeline to claw back a bit of his shredded reputation.

He did so deserve a special award for the Summer of Love World Tour; maybe Heat magazine could rustle something up for him and TayTay?
#Summer Dreams, ripped at the seams ah uh, those summer Ni-ight Manager#

Maybe he could get an MBE for Dedication to Entertaining the Nation During the Summer of Doom ?

He deserves on. He needs one. Benedict (CBE), Eddie and Idris( both OBE) and then there's poor Tim. He must feel inadequate when they get together and he has to make do with one his mummy and her nice WI friends made

Life is just so grey without TayTo.

Have now recovered from my Emmy watching (not working today thank God). Award shows are my guilty pleasure.
Rami won for Mr Robot. That pleased me even though he sounded out of it. John Oliver beat James Corden and the Jimmys. As Jimmy K was hosting, we got the obligatory Matt Damon appearance for a short roasting.
Sharon Horgan lost out for writing and sank her head into whatshisface's lap. (Also wore red, Posh spice design doncha know). Jay Z threw his arms up when Bey lost. Here's Matt Damon....
m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=bOJndrIrMQY

There's an after party?

Kimmy I used to love watching award shows pre-DC. I love the clothes, the glamour, the insincere congratulations and posed 'loser-faces'.

I don't like Jimmy K but I don't know why . . .

www.aol.com/article/2016/09/18/2016-emmy-awards-best-and-worst-dressed/21474566/#

^best and worst gowns are worth a look. Emily model in midnight blue was stunning.

Ooh! Thanks. Felicity Huffman looked fab and I secretly liked Sarah Paulson's Christmas tree sparkle dress

KImmy, well done for your commitment to the cause! I tried to watch the osxars once but fell asleep before the famous people were on the red carpet. Poor old Tim, no Emmy, no gf, no credibility. The actress he's not getting flirty with is gorgeous.

Love pics of the posh frocks though. and thanks goodness Ariel Winter hasn't got her tits out for a change.

What the bejiminy? Brangelina are getting divorced. Brad is SO unlucky in love. First Sinitta, then Jen, now Angie. Just can't keep a good one.