Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

ship, when I heard on the radio about Brangelina, I automatically thought of this thread
Part of me is surprised at the split and part of me is surprised they ever managed to stay married this long. I must admit I did not forsee Angie criticising Brad's parenting in public. I think she would be a scary adversary. Brad should just give her whatever she wants then call Tim to see if he needs a wingman.

Tim ❤️Ang?

As soon as I heard they had split I immediately thought taytay must have orchestrated it to take the heat off her. No one is talking about her now.

Well not really but I can't say I'm remotely interested in this divorce!!

Coco Marjorie/Diana will be calling an extraordinary meeting of the WI as we type, so they can ensure Tim and Ang are never even in the same continent for the next five years.

So not just Shania Twain who is unimpressed with Brad Pitt.
Like Boop I thought TayToNoMore will be resigned to a hazy memory in the wake of The Sleb Divorce of 2016. Bradders housing charity has been taking some serious flack recently and now Angelina is going for the jugular.

Apparently he has a shed load of dirt on her though so if she keeps going for the jugular it could get messy!

Will Brad go for an all out acrimonious divorce? I reckon AJ has beat him to the punch a la Katie Holmes vs Tom Cruise.

I think people are willing to believe more bad about her than him though (other way round for Tom and Katie!)

I hope they don't as its not fair on the kids

Interesting that the rumour is he got another woman pregnant and that was the final straw.

I guess it's difficult to keep a pregnancy with an OW secret. There's really nowhere to go except to a divorce lawyer and your publicist.
I wonder how important his 'family man' image is to Brad. He strikes me as more vulnerable to 'bad dad' fall-out than Tom Cruise. At least the latter already had older children so losing Suri didn't really impact on his 'dad' persona.

Got excited for a second. Turns out it is a typo.

Thought you might be interested in this. It's an excellent article.

www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/09/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-celebrity-conspiracy-theories

Thanks meditation, it was a good article and a lot of truth in it, the recent conspiracy theories threads on MN were very popular, they really should have mentioned us^ in the article, given our never-ending thread

blindgossip.com/?p=80947

William Hague?

almost certainly

Great article meditation; glad after heatgate it doesn't out our little threads though kimmy

Too soon?

So.... MC is pregnant 👀
By her DH, obviously.

Poor woman, having to put up with all that. She's 42, unlikely to have accidentally fallen pregnant by her co star in the 2-3 months it takes to shoot a film yet she's had to put up with all this when she's pregnant and will have to promote the film with everyone looking for evidence of an affair. Glad she's spoken out but sad she felt she had to.

Who is MC? Mariah Carey?

That article about conspiracy theories being harmless is a bit misleading. Larry Stylinson believers have been issuing death threats to the mother of his fake child and if nothing else, some of the more die-hard Larries are quite obviously a bit unwell. I don't think it's harmless to be obsessed to the point of living on LA time in the UK to track Louis Tomlinson's whereabouts, among other lunacies.

However, the Tayto conspiracy theory is harmless. I refuse to call them Hiddleswift
No child is involved for a start. (Which is very sad because I was so hoping for a TayToTot) And the summer of love was highly entertaining, albeit shortlived. Larry has been raging on for almost 6 years and the men concerned must be heartily sick of it.

Slow MC is Marion Cottillard, a French actress who seems to have done nothing more than work with Brad Pitt on a film and get pregnant shortly afterwards, while in a long term relationship with the father of her son.

I agree about the Larries. Some of them are seriously unwell. They seem to actually believe the conspiracy theories. I don't know anyone on this planet that believed that TayTo was real, and that's saying something, when there are people out there who actually believe Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are in a relationship, when they look like they need to think of the bank account just to be in the same room!

The Cumbercrazies and the Twihards are a bit frightening too, but they seem less scary than the Larries. Or are they?

Cumberbatch had a stalker iirc, left him messages and red ribbons. Nope, me neither. David Tennant's fandom and scrutiny of his marriage was equally disturbing.

I find the psychological aspect of the shippers and the crazies really interesting. What makes them do that? And what makes grown women get so involved in someones life that they turn into stalkers? Tennant doesnt even have a social media presence! Apparently people booked rooms at Comic Con just to prove that Matt Smith and Karen Gillan were shagging too! Who has the time or money??

I find the shippers fascinating. The larries are just an extra crazy off-shoot of the already crazy 1d fandom. Fans were getting hysterical about Harry's haircut, I'm sure there was lots of that over the past few years I just wasn't really aware of them at all until the Larry thread on here earlier this year!

But they put so much effort into it. I suppose it's a hobby, everyone should have one 😄.

Dornan is married though, no? With a baby too, I think.