Orlando Bloom went naked paddle boarding

[MrPony]

Need I say more?

Nope.

There are no words.

I've seen the photo. No words needed

Pics or it didn't happen

He looks well.

I feel the Universe did this to amend for my rubbish day. It worked :)

I'm not posting in case I get in trouble.
All over twitter though. Katy has a real skill in keeping eye contact.

Google. It's EVERYWHERE.

He wasn't last in the queue when they were handing out penises!.

Though I do feel a bit odd that I've seen the penis of both Katie Perrys ex - husband and her current beau.

I'm googling and can't find it. It's been edited

I wanna see

The uncensored ones are on Jodie Marshs twitter page as she asked someone to send them to her!

Oh I'm not on Twitter. Someone copy and paste it

You have to brave it for this.

I mean he's entitled to go trunk-less obviously but I can't understand why. It actually looks quite awkward.

I'm not really impressed.

That paddle board needs pumping up a bit.

Well. I think that just reinforces my belief that people definitely look sexiest wearing very few clothes, rather than no clothes at all.

Definitely MephistoMarley. It was much more exciting as a big black blob.

I'll link to it, fuck it.

It's here

I suppose I'll get in big trouble now.

Maisie - thank you

Oh dear I'm not that impressed, more like a chipolata than a hot dog

Anyone else suspect it was carefully staged?

I think he was trying to do some fishing but sadly misjudged the length of his rod.

Hmm, somehow I was expecting more...

I saw it earlier. I won't be staying awake at night thinking about it, but it wasn't offensive.

Why on earth would you go paddle boarding naked?

I wasn't impressed but then realised what I thought was his whole willy was actually only part of it! . Part is shadowed so I missed off a whole half of it!

Sorry Orlando.