Orlando Bloom went naked paddle boarding

[MrPony]

Need I say more?

Dickorydockwhatthe
What???????!!!!!!!!

I'm very underwhelmed tbh! Was expecting him to be enormous.

All the comments about it being huge are genuinely surprising. It's not small but I thought it seemed disappointingly average. Although he's clearly looking after Katy and she seems happy as Larry so she's winning at life anyway!

I may go appreciate DP a bit more now.

Why is he naked on a paddle board? Just how did that happen?

The full set of pictures makes this even more bizarre. He's quickly putting shorts on in front of a father and a young child, as Katy wonders off.

It seems really odd to be naked. Especially when he was previously paddle boarding in shorts, and then seems to have come into shore, stripped off and gone out again, leaving his shorts on the beach.

There's probably some truth in the speculation that this was good PR for them both. That or he has uncontrollable naked urges.

It is rather bizarre the way he does it. It's hard to tell the sequence from the photos but it seems as if he gets naked specifically to paddle board. I'm glad he did but it is odd.

It's definitely not small but it's too long and skinny for me, not that I'd ever have a chance anyway!

Even odder that his legal team are trying to remove photos. If you are Orlando Bloom naked on a beach with Katy Perry you must know you will get papped?
It must be staged. Fo sho.

enquiring snort

Ok I take it back, I think Katy is very lucky. More photos emerged that make the first look like a bad angle!

Semi-starched, though. Which makes me more than ever wonder if the whole thing was a publicity stunt, with OB taking care to look his ... best (or as much as is compatible with not being arrested).

Man in has penis shocker

Is that Love Island bloke's cock actual size or is there some trickery at work? No way would I let that near me. Ouch!

Wrt the pic upgrade of Alex Bowen, classic camera angle to add inches and make it look enormous, a normal pic would be good for comparison

It's quite lengthy, but not much girth to it!

Re the Love Island guy, it's perspective innit

Reminds me of that scene in Father Ted:

"Here Dougal, these cows are small, these ones are far away"

Yep, classic porn angle.

So how many inches does the angle add would you guess?

More courgette than cucumber?

A lot of the girls and guys on the Love Island show were in awe of Alexs penis so he definitely has something to brag about!!

I'm mucking around with my phone and fore finger, different angles etc

He looks happy 😊
My DB stroked OB's dog at a Buddhist meeting years ago.