Orlando Bloom went naked paddle boarding

[MrPony]

Need I say more?

Looks very average to me

Can I just say, Maisie's link still has
Pics if you scroll down.....

He must have some reason to want the publicity. I mean, he is always being photographed and is out in public so could hardly have expected anything other than loads of paparazzi taking pictures.

I just want to say, I love MN! It brings me all the important things I need to know in life.

My dp is good friends with a movie star and has been papped so many times, mostly when he has had no idea. There are pics of him on a beach in the Caribbean wearing his swimming shorts published in the DM, he had no idea the paps were there and is really annoyed he didn't suck his stomach in more!

Katy Perrys new music video Rise is being released today......maybe he's just being helpful getting them some extra press attention on the release date.

Appropriate song title!

Oh FFS, whats wrong with me? I just kept looking at the cut on his shin thinking " ooh you need to get a dab of savlon on that"

Oh and it's huge! FFS who have you lot been shagging?

The Jolly Green Giant?

It's pretty pleasantly average.

I'm in the camp though that got started with someone well endowed and wouldn't be kept happy by pleasantly average anymore.

I'm appreciating dh a whole lot more after the comments on here 😁

After watching Naked dating the other night it seems quite big in comparison. It's a decent size I'd be happy with it and obviously the body that comes with it . Did anyone watch Love Island??? I saw a pic of Alex Bowen and his is absolutely massive!!!! I really wouldn't know what to do with it.

the long and thin go too far in and do not please the ladies...
The short and thick, they do the trick..and manufacture babies

don't know why that ditty popped into my head there

Who is Alex Bowen when he's at home?
Orlando - long and skinny as far as I can see.

What perturbs me most is Katy's protuberant spine.

I think it's OK.. Not wow weeee

I have no idea who Alex Bowen is.
Read somewhere that Chris Isaak is very gifted in the 'pantal region' as Ron Burgundy would say.

He was on a contestant on Love Island. That made me lol BeJay

realitybox.co.uk/twitter-reacts-leaked-naked-photo-love-island-2016s-alex-bowen/

What a weird thing to do as a celebrity.
What even is paddle boarding? Why is he naked?

Why take off the shorts but keep the hat on? He is definelty well endowed, not the largest but larger than most and Katy Perry wins at life, she's relaxing on a paddle board whilst a naked good looking man steers from behind, she absolutely wins, hands down, I'll hear no arguments.

Dickory I've never seen one that big before, WTF

That Alex Bowen photo!!
It's a cucumber!

King of them all...😉

The Alex Bowen photo looks to be about angle to me!

Have to share a comment from Twitter

"I guarantee you Tom Hiddleston is QUAKING with worry about what stunt Taylor is going to hatch up to trump naked paddle boarding"