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Original poster

Orlando Bloom went naked paddle boarding

95 replies

MrPony · 04/08/2016 16:27

Need I say more?

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Trashbox · 04/08/2016 20:11

I wish Katy had been naked too

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MrPony · 04/08/2016 20:13

Me too Trash. Very attractive woman!

I hadn't noticed that about the length. Felt too pervy to zoom in! It'd still do me no good, I need the girth.

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monkeyfacegrace · 04/08/2016 20:13

I can't find an uncensored pic ffs. Am I too late?!

MargotLovedTom · 04/08/2016 20:14

That link doesn't work...apparently .

LunaLoveg00d · 04/08/2016 20:15

Hope he had sunscreen on.

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 04/08/2016 20:15

It would appear his legal team have got some of the images taken down...

Too little too late, me thinks.

walkingtheplank · 04/08/2016 20:15

Interesting timing, just after his ex announces her engagement to a billionaire.

And imagine the slut shaming if it was Katy Perry who was naked.

AnotherTimeMaybe · 04/08/2016 20:19

Everywhere I looked his parts were covered.. Are there any photos not edited at all? I need to assess...

monkeyfacegrace · 04/08/2016 20:22

Ah-ha, found some!

I had to Google Jodie Marsh twitter then find the link from her page mind

Now, if I could chop his head off, he has got an amazing body 😈, but the face doesn't do it for me.

Annnnd, Im not massively experienced, can count the men I've slept with on one hand. But his knob looks very very average sized to me? Poss even on the small side

Freshprincess · 04/08/2016 20:24

SwedishEdith · 04/08/2016 20:33

Are there any photos not edited at all?

Twitter > Orlando Bloom > Photos

ForalltheSaints · 04/08/2016 20:48

I am glad that when I have been to spas in the Netherlands and swum or had a sauna with no clothes on, there have been no comments about mine or anyone else's appearance, and no photos. Having a swim or going on a paddle board without clothes should be something that on designated beaches can be done without a fuss, and without photos for that matter.

AnotherTimeMaybe · 04/08/2016 20:55

Oh dear God!

Excuse me, this is huge!!!

Lovely MNers thanks for the tip!!

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 04/08/2016 20:57

I'm not sure I'd go with huge, Another

AnotherTimeMaybe · 04/08/2016 20:58

Maybe I'm comparing with dh's! That's all I've known for the past 16 years!!

SuburbanRhonda · 04/08/2016 21:01

thanks for the tip

ITCouldBeWorse · 04/08/2016 21:01

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TheBiscuitStrikesBack · 04/08/2016 21:14

Wowza! 😳

Lilaclily · 04/08/2016 21:16

Oh my God it's massive!

icouldabeenacontender · 04/08/2016 21:20

Huge, really?

AnotherTimeMaybe · 04/08/2016 21:21

Of course it's huge!!! What are you ladies used to??!!

MaisieDotes · 04/08/2016 21:23

Sorry all, the link worked earlier and still works for me now, but maybe because I'd already opened it or something

Mymouthgetsmeintrouble · 04/08/2016 21:25

Are the ladies who are saying its huge looking at the digitally enhanced version because it looks average to small to me

Queenbean · 04/08/2016 21:26

Well it's not huge but not tiny either

I love how he doesn't give a shit

icouldabeenacontender · 04/08/2016 21:27

Well I was expecting to see something that would look like it would make my eyes water, given the comments.
I thought it looked fairly average.

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