Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

No rows here yet. . DH's Uncle is a very skilled carpenter so that helps as he is automatic boss.

The Hemsworth's have lovely toddler's don't they? My 50p is on a bbq Sunday arvo.

My 50p is on a WAGS shopping trip with TayTay and Mrs Hemsworth, I predict lots of heads thrown back in laughter and a resultant photo collection that bears striking resemblance to a tampon commercial.

Right lunch over, back to work.

My MIL genuinely re-pegs my washing. I can send her to do yours ungoogleable. She is actually lovely and also bakes as well as having a Proper Important Job so she will look after you well.

Frayed it sounds like you have a lovely MIL. Perhaps you could donate her to a TayTo photo shoot? briefcase propped against the kitchen island whilst she bakes with TayTay, Tim looks adoringly on, and the correctly pegged washing flaps in the background.

I am that I didn't think of a Sunday bbq. That sounds perfect because they could pull the DCs in for some shots too. They are very cute. I also love the pics of them having a tantrum. There's something endearing about watching someone else's child kick off

I find the photos of celebs with their young kids in the front row at fashion week really disturbing. It's not normal for kids to behave that well at that kind of event.

Seeing a celeb with a tantruming child humanises them (unless the child is stripping because they have no idea who they are and they want the nanny back)

Stropping not stripping!!

Technically Frayed you would not be allowed to post on AIBU or Relationships because you do not have a batshit MIL. You are therefore disqualified from about a third of all threads. You also appear to have a hard working husband, who gets along with his family, so that counts you out of about another third. SLEB Twaddle is your natural home.

Just read some posts on ONTD (thanks to pp who mentioned this site). There are some hardcore Thor fans on there. Don't think they'll take too kindly to any Loki-bashing. I suspect they'd make the 1D fanatics look like amateurs.

It's amazing - the internet allows you to find like-minded maniacs and get yourself enormously het up about Cumberbatch or Tim or Harry - basically the kind of people that 10 years ago you'd have a guilty secret crush on rather than stalking into the small hours and writing eye popping slash fic on.

Late to the new thread so I'm enjoying catching up.

Beyonce and Jay Z are at Wimbledon so I reckon that blind was about them and she won the argument

Ooh! Well done on updating on that blind Fatima I have completely forgotten to check in on Wimbo gossip.

I reckon that blind was about them and she won the argument that was my immediate thought as well!

Frayed your MIL sounds amazing. To be fair, mine has baked for me a couple of times since I've been ill, but not nearly enough.... I could murder a home baked cake right now.

Sorry just realised it was APlace who asked about my MIL and washing pegging. People keep interrupting me when I'm trying to take part in the avant garde theatre experience. They have no respect for my craft

MIL will do everyone's including Tay-Tay's although I am not sure slebs ever peg washing out - their fanatics would go into overdrive. A home-baked cake of your preference will also be bestowed on you, so it will counteract any feelings of incompetence having your washing re-pegged may bring.

I do have a total batshit mother but Sleb Twaddle is my spiritual home.

I don't think Tay ever washes anything because she'd never wear anything twice. Not like Tim, who presumably is taking that padded jacket to the dry cleaners for an express service every night to keep it sufficiently fragrant to be next to box-fresh TayTay.

I'm appreciate I'm quite late to the game with these threads so sorry if it's a repeat, but have you all seen this one yet?

http://www.starwipe.com/article/all-hail-new-flesh-3148

Neither my DM nor my DMIL bake Actually, I've only just realised that I have never seen my DM bake anything in my entire life Even on pancake day, it was always my DF who would make the pancakes. I'm now feeling rather deprived.

Do we think Tim has a sponsorship deal with the quilted jacket company and the shoe company? I'm imagining fresh ones being flown to him twice a week wherever he is in the world.

The ham sandwich comparison was gross.
Anyhoo, TayTay doesn't have a VaJayJay imho.
I imagine her and TimTo naked look like Ken and Barbie. Nice and smooth.

I do not at all care about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston (but have just read all the threads in one go and now await news of their Australian adventure and want to see more photos and am strangely engaged)

I think actually caring about either or both is completely unnecessary for this thread! In fact, if those on the thread had any real interest in them the thread would probably descend into 'scary shit' territory

Yes that's what elevates this thread to be the zenith of sleb twaddle - the total disinterest most posters have in either Tay or Tim. If we were fans we'd keep to tumblr and An Archive of our Own

This thread has led me to blind gossip. Bad bad bad

But I always felt sorry for Darren aronofsky as I thought Rachel had run off with Daniel Craig. So sorry Rachel for misjudging you!!

I'm sure Rachel accepts your apology Boop.

I'm sure she was gutted before...

It is amazing the stuff they put on that site - there must be an element of putting down everything they can think of and just by coincidence some can be applied to a real life situation!!

Most of BG comes from other sources - it credits them before the story in square brackets. So that means it is all definitely true

Oh good oh. I'll stay then. I'm fascinated and desperate to find out what the hell it's all about!

Oh good oh. I'll stay then. I'm fascinated and desperate to find out what the hell it's all about!