Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

So the ab crack

Having just come across a photo of a top less man with a six pack - he had a very clear ab crack and very defined six pack

How do these women get an ab crack without defined six pack?

hmmm, my lack of muscle may explain my lack of clue on the subject

Stick with the arse crack, it's much easier to showcase, display and flaunt.

AntiBoop I have come to the conclusion that they just draw it on because I don't see how it's physically possible to have an ab crack without a six pack.

They do all stand in a weirdy stretching position - maybe it's that (and being super slim)

There's probably an Instagram abcrack filter that us lowly peasants don't have access to, only the slebs.

When I was doing extensive research read 2 articles on abcracks yesterday I read an article that says it's basically biology you either have one or you don't. So who knows maybe i do have one and I'm just hiding it!!

There could well be YouTube tutorials showing you how to contour one on, I done googling that particular subject though.

Oh I'm fine without one - I don't think they look very nice tbh

I'll stick with the arse crack

Sorry about your wine SlowJinn, hope there wasn't much wastage ? I'm slightly nervous I might dream about him again now. The squillion pounds he has in the bank make that more likely from our analysis, I'm going to prop my eyelids open.

Thanks for the ONTD link. Everyday's a school day as they say. I had no idea there were so many places where people were writing about these things. I loved the - "Hi, Loki! I said "I like your tank top."

The makers of Thor must be dreading the reaction they'll get to Tim's performance when the film is released. Even if he's the best thing in it, all the press will be about tank tops and TayTay. Still, it's all publicity.

Speaking of the tank top of shame, I read somewhere today that it was "bespoke". I think that's stretching the meaning somewhat. I could draw an ab crack on my t-shirt and technically it would be bespoke, but I doubt Saville Row will be stealing my idea.

Gosh maybe the vest pics were a marketing ploy and TayTay will soon launch a range of 'I ❤ TS' vests with Tim getting 5cents commission for every one sold.

Has there been any gossip about whether Ryan Reynolds will be dropped from The Squad/Inner Circle following #dyinginsideface ? The birth of baby no 2 will make a quiet exit possible, so we may never know.

Yes APlaceOn, with optional ab crack effect.

Poor Tim has a really sun burnt forehead in the airport pictures. I should imagine that's where the sun was reflecting off the white vest in the sea.

I've tried a few places for sleb gossip and TayTimism, including twitter, tumblr and LJ. But for me, nothing beats MN - open to all, accesible, a genuine conversation and lots of like minded, funny, witty, intelligent people. I know there's been a lot of rumblings about why the sleb twaddle board is a bad thing and not in the spirit of MN. Genuinely I think 3 threads of idle amicable TayTimBantz is MN at its best.

We're literally just here to check Tim's shoes aren't getting dirty.

In other news, I have sunk to a new all time low of procrastination, it's 4.35 am, I can't sleep and I seem to have just started following Cher on twitter in an effort to learn emoji.

If you see me on this thread again at any point on the next three weeks please shout at me to go and get some fucking work done.

Donatella - GO AND GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE!!!

If I remember correctly you're doing a PHD ? I'm a bit worried about you, that you've begun following Cher of all people on Twitter to avoid working.

That has made me laugh out loud this morning and got my day off to a great start. Thank you. NOW DO SOME WORK WOMAN !!

WhenTheShip - couldn't agree with you more about this thread. I didn't realise there was/had been some debate about whether this topic was right for MN. I think this thread pretty much provides the answer. Not one person has been unkind to another in over 2000 posts. Just good will and laughter all round.

OMG : I posted on here around 11 pm last night about poor Tim's sunburnt forehead. It's the DM's TayTo story today !!!! We were all joking recently about being in an immersive avant garde theatre experience - this is getting surreal.

...............and the DM have a story about Tim and his constant wearing of the blue quilted jacket and grey shoes. This thread is so far ahead of the game, the DM should have us on a retainer.

(nice one for the property porno section, George and Amal's UK house in all it's glory - well, shots from a helicopter !)

This thread is the equivalent of us standing out in the back yards pegging out washing and with rollers in our hair. A few may have ciggies hanging from their mouths whilst we all gossip about the affair between the bank manager at 32 and the glamorous club singer at number 5

dusters I also saw an article about Ruby Rose's public fawning- though that was mostly put together from Twitter.

Donatella if you're lurking - GET BACK TO WORK. But let us know you're OK at breaktimes.

I hadn't realised the thread was attracting negative comments. P

"Morning Boop" (flicks ciggie and adjusts stray roller) "Have you seen what 'er at no 5 is wearing today, she looks proper rough, don't know what Malcolm sees in 'er. Your dahlias are looking good."

Frayed I think the article about the jacket and shoes was put together from twitter as well

Sorry if I misled you, I didn't mean that the thread was attracting negative comments, rather that I hadn't realised that Sleb Twaddle had been discussed as being not in the spirit of MN.

How is the construction of Mission Control (or rather your home office) coming along ? Your dh calling out "My eyes, my eyes" is so funny. Can you get him a tennis visor to stop the toxic sweat from entering ? You can write "I luv F H" on it.

I want to be the glamorous pub singer at No5 but instead of having an affair I am stealing the bank's secrets to plan a heist.

possibly watched too many TV shows with a PI monologue as a child

The washing was flapping in the wind like TayTay's flag on the fourth of July ...

I was meant to be meeting Malcolm at the coal cellar but something was calling me back to the house like a siren faced with a fleet of fishermen. It was the Clooney's house on SBOS