Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

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Well it was the main reason for 'friends' leaking that she had written the song - to make clear she dumped him for dissing her.

She's been out shopping looking very prepared for a photo shoot!

Oh I didn't read that bit she always claims her friends don't talk to the press.

Not sure how he dissed her by agreeing with what she wanted but like someone else said maybe it was a test and he failed. Although pretty crap to set traps for your boyfriend like that if it was.

Or maybe the whole thing is just promo and Calvin forgot to check his emails before opening Twitter.

I think I read somewhere that Wednesday is the day you need to get your story out if you're going to make the weekly trash Mags. Guess what day of the week all of the TS & CH & Tim big stories have hit the media.

I'm sure her friends don't. But I bet her PR team do...

They probably have a TMZ batphone!!

I think the diss was CH's reply to Ryan Seacrest when asked if they had plans to collaborate and CH said not talked about but can't see it happening or along those lines.

He must have been on things ice after the photos of him leaving the massage parlour were published. Although the Tumblr hard core are saying CH's tweets will also be a TS PR move?

I still don't understand how that is a diss by hey agreed not to collaborate to protect their relationship. His answering like that shit down that line of enquiry.

Massage parlour? Now that would be a better reason to dump him!!

They agreed not to talk about collaborating and she's using a pseudonym.
He doesn't talk about them collaborating
She goes mad.

Perhaps he was supposed to say that it would be the best thing in the whole world because she's so amazing and fabulous.

Didn't he threaten to sue everyone who talked about the massage parlour? I'm surprising myself with my vague and probably not true Calvin info.

Too far into implying TayTay was not cool enough to work with - hurting her image is a No-No. A "who knows what the future holds" would have been easier surely.
Yes, Thai Sports Massage Parlour lateclast year.

About to embarrass myself again but someone on tumblr or Twitter I can't remember dug out the reviews for the massage parlour he went to and apparently they do great massages but it's not the place to go if you're after a rub and tug!!!

And people wonder why my PhD is taking so long. Please don't tell anyone in real life about me

Yes who knows what the future holds may have been the better response.

Donatella - I'm looking disapprovingly over my glasses at you. Get back to work!!

Ah thank you for the update.

clearly I'm being sucked into the PR I think CH has a bit of a mean streak though. Not allowing Rita Ora to perform the song they did together post split? Not cool man.

TS sounds like she can't cope with boyfriends not thinking she's cool (see We are never getting back together lyric "some indie record that's much cooler than mine")

Luckily Tay doesn't need to worry about how cool Tim is.

Donatellalymanmoss you've got it baaaad. It could well be a genuine boner fide provider of massage, but let's face it, they can't shake off the reputation. Being in a relationship with TayTay and visiting one when he can easily afford a private qualified therapist home visit seems weirdly risky. Maybe combine his media training with a massage?

JanTheJam yes CH also has form for artistic revenge. But are we all just sucked in to PR arranged beefs that up profiles and bank accounts? The songwriter for the New Radicals You Only Get What you Give made the point his verse of Sleb-Slating got far more written about it than the social and political verses. He's on record for saying he had no issue with Beck, Marilyn Manson et al just wanted to prove a point

Seriously I'm just bored and tumblr is made for my easily dis tractable mind.

Well this is all very interesting 😌
The photos of her going out shopping look like something from the 80's a gust of wind and that hairsprayed fringe is moving as one.

Oh my...Tim is up for an Emmy...expect mahoosive publicity campaign from down under! [Grin] How bad is it going to get!

Tweet from LuLu.......@twhiddleston NOMINATED FOR EMMY FOR THE NIGHT MANAGER - OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I have spent more time than I care to admit on Tumblr and Twitter recently. I'm a bit worried if I carry on I'll end up buying tickets for Noah's Ark vs2.0

The shopping photos are weird. Looks quite late when they were taken. Nothing like a quickly arranged boutique visit to show the world you are Fine

I think she's about as fine as Ross from friends was

Although apparently she was at the cinema with the full Thor crew including a drunk Chris Hemsworth so that probably cheered her up.

I wonder if Tim's Emmy nomination will prompt TayTay onto twitter to offer congratulations, if she does I hope she tags Calvin

For god sake woman go and write something.

Massive let down. Friend only had a story about a minor tantrum over the wrong shade of lipstick. It was all I could do to finish my coffee and make small talk instead of flouncing off in a fit of disappointed rage.

No that's good, at least we have the tantrums confirmed