Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

Yes, it's a very polite attempt to throw shade. Swatting people with his copy of the Guardian. Very Street.

DOnatella - I did the same

The Tim Hiddleston twitter is much funnier than Tom's

It's all very teenage 'waah, I wrote you a hit song and then you dissed me by saying you would never collaborate with me. That's so mean as we have collaborated but I don't anyone to know so used a pseudonym. But now I'm pissed that I didn't want our relationship to suffer by collaborating but you went and shut down any possible conversation about collaborating'

Ok Taylor. Take a chill pill and attempt to shag your new fauxmance

gentle swat with the Guardian That's so Tim...

I really hope we're treated to an epic staged proposal now, or at the very least TayTay flaunting a huge diamond on a particular slender finger so we can all run wild with speculation while CH has an absolute hissy on Twitter.

I need to get out more.

I quite like the new song even though I didn't want to.

I also love the idea that CH and TayTay are actually still together, very much in lurve and toying with us all with poor old Tim just wants to go home and cuddle into Mammy Hiddles gillet.

This whole saga is the gift that keeps on giving.

I have a fondness for the lovely Calvin and think that the world laughing at the fauxmance of TayTo was enough for the TayTay machine - I imagine like Men in Black meets Mean Girls - to try & undermine him.

I also think Kayne must be in lockdown as he's usually first with the rantiness.

Engagement discussions after a month though? WTF? Bet this wasn't in the contract Tim signed up for. Good luck with that.

Poor Tim. I do wonder if an ex-couple that are over each other would behave like this. Looking forward to the next installment. I reckon they'll walk up and go for a couples jog.

I think TayTay finally heard released version the new John Newman song written by CH. It's likely the last time she heard it the first word wasn't low-key. Surely that's way too much of a coincidence.

Agreed Donatella - the whole saga between CH and TS just smacks of one trying to grab the attention of the other in any way possible, positive or negative.

Poor Tim, stuck in the middle. Wonder if he was briefed on this engagement development. Maybe TayTay has already chosen her diamond and the scene of the proposal - she seems like the type.

Can't believe the third thread is already on page 30 :D

She was clearly in Suffolk asking his mum for her permission to make him propose.

CH and KP had a bit of a twitter spat long before TS got with CH didn't they. KP said CH let her down at the last minute; he claimed technical issues made it unworkable. Or something like that.

The Proposal will be epic. Or even the FauxPosal. He will needs his trusted quilted jacket to conceal the pit-sweats.

Engagement? Pah!

Posh English actors always revert to type when they have matrimony in mind. Cumberbatch and Redmayne married nice English gels. Hiddles will do the same.

Maybe that's why TayTay was doing her best English Country Girl performance when visiting Mammy Hiddles, Squoosh She's probably refining her cut glass English accent as I type

I think Cumberbatch and Redmayne managed to swerve splashing in the sea with an I ❤T.S. vest. Most unbecoming. He may have to settle for a MIC cast member

Isn't Milly Mackintosh newly single?

Do you reckon when TayTay said she wanted her collaboration to be secret and to use a pseudonym, CH actually failed the test as he was supposed to stand proud and want the world to know. Instead he agreed and unknowingly signed his own bad publicity warrant.

MM is back with her ex who proceeded the Good,albeit unqualified, Professor.

Taylor can perfect her cut glass accent all she likes but she'll fail just like those buccaneers Madonna and Gwyneth did before her. Hiddles' future wide must have spent 12 years in boarding school, must have at least 72 gymkhana rosettes, emotionally frigid parents, and a fondness for saying 'yah'.

I don't think Taylor would pass any of those tests.

Preceded not proceeded. D'oh

Madonna's British accent was spectacularly awful. She went the whole hog, I remember those children's books The English Roses being promoted everywhere

I'd forgotten the kids' books! Oh that was a real low. More embarrassing than that Sex book.

Frayed that sounds highly plausible.

Oh well with MM off the market maybe Tiddles will have to settle for someone from TOWIE.

Maybe Clare Balding has a sister or friend she could set him up with.