Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

[KimmySchmidtsSmile]

Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

I suppose this means that my secret dream that it's all a big ruse for a new video and they're secretly still together has been shattered.

That spat was excellent squoosh but the bestest bit was Kim's. Gutted she backtracked and deleted it, it was very well timed.

Rouge or rogue coco? Don't see him as the blusher type...

Oh I dont know..
Hes very metrosexual these days.

^pics or it didn't happen!

Oh yes the Taylor and Nikki Minaj spat, excellent. Fair play She publicly admitted she was wrong.

Didn't Katy Perry weigh in with 'Taylor is a big meanie' (or similar).

I hate Nicky Minaj and that video was just boke inducing.

I didn't even see the video I just loved Swift assuming Minaj's tweets were all about her. Because everything is always about her!

Katy has tweeted..

Lolz at KP.

Can't wait to see what batshit craziness Kanye comes out with.

freshprincess i was also of the persuasion that CH and TS might still be together. The person benefitting from today is ... calvin. And remember what TayTay says - players gonna play. Given that everything we see of celebs is what they want us to see, unless they are very troubled like Amy Winehouse was, I wouldn't necessarily conclude that CH and TayTo aren't colluding on this twitter spat.

I suppose this means that my secret dream that it's all a big ruse for a new video and they're secretly still together has been shattered.
Don't give up hope yet Freshprincess. We could still all be in their avant garde theatre experience yet

I've got to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if TayTay's twitter spat with Minaj was orchestrated! She's good.

I think she's booking a flight back to LA as we speak to indulge in some angry break-up sex.

I'm off to start my Calvin&TayTayForevaaaaaaahhhhhhh Tumblr.

So KP also tweeted "time, the ultimate truth teller". Miaow.
Taytay is now claiming Calvin, get it right, it was my melody too.
Which means Calvin Adam (bet his mam still calls him Adam) twiddled his knob for a bit and not much else.
Which makes the title of the article Tom tweeted this morning even more curious
How technology disrupted the truth Take that, knob-twiddler!
Can I get a tin hat now?!

Tim tweets? How did I not know this?

In fact, have decided he is no longer a superstar DJ (and do agree coco that the Calvin grooming ritual is probably more established than when he was a lanky streak of piss Adam) he is now just Calvin and knobs
Look, we're on thread three for crying out loud, with no new Tayto pics or a proposal yet, I have run out of jokes...

fresh he doesn't tweet very often so the timing was interesting.

mobile.twitter.com/twhiddleston?lang=en

I bet Tim is crying into his Loki wig wondering WTF he's got himself into.

Tim sitting in his hotel room alone right now. Poor Tim

Tim's going to have to propose and spend the rest of his life with her now, no man comes out of a Taylor Swift break-up a winner.

An article from th Guardian, Ffs. That's some fairly poor attempt at throwing shade from Tim. Up your game, mate, you're in the big league now.

I just searched for Tim Hiddleston on Twitter - oops.