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Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 07/07/2016 20:11

Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

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Flufflepuff · 13/07/2016 18:42

Does anyone buy music these days though?

FrayedHem · 13/07/2016 18:50

Flufflepuff not really which is why any boost iin promotion is welcomed. I actually really rate what Courtney Love has said about music sales revenue distribution

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 18:51

*maybe he wants to compete in Eurovision"

We could do a helluva lot worse Grin Pregnant Katie Price in her pink catsuit anyone?
We were getting nil points from the public vote even before Brexit. We are doomed to be at the bottom of the table next year, doomed I tell ya!
The best we could do would be to get David Hasselhof to sing for us. The Hof would get some votes from Germany, natch, and potentially other Europeans might forget momentarily that They Hate Us cos They Love The Hoff.

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Donatellalymanmoss · 13/07/2016 18:57

Frayed I'd be like so Calvin I'm going to teach you what to do if a journalist licks you Grin Blush

In all honestly though I just love the drama, it's always so much more fun when it's out of the horses mouth rather than through shady media articles.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 18:58

fluffle I might buy the occasional CD album Blush to listen to on my CD-radio player Blush
I know >the ark's that way.... Wink

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Whentheshipgoesdown · 13/07/2016 19:00

CH is notorious both for his twitter rants and being unmedia-trainable!

(follows Calvin Harris)

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 19:00

Dodgeball....

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=wZxrghpk4QU

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=HgRJjLkYApI

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FrayedHem · 13/07/2016 19:06

The Hoff, that is utter genius Kimmy. He'd do it as well as he's had a few financial problems. His GF is Welsh; you know it could really work. He could save us all.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 19:08

Ooh Now Calvin could be the first person I follow on twitter BUT only if calls Taytay a wee clipe....

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 19:14

frayed they want to televise it at some point in...gulp...the U S of A. So it does make sense. Quick! Someone make a call to Graham Norton. It's not like we haven't had a yank before. Katrina Leskanich won the damned thing!

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Whentheshipgoesdown · 13/07/2016 19:15

Think someone has silenced CH before he blew the whole TayTay image apart as he's all quiet now on twitter.
Shame, I was hoping he'd get to the fauxmances

TheAntiBoop · 13/07/2016 19:18

It was televised in the us this year - hence Justin timber lake appearing

Donatellalymanmoss · 13/07/2016 19:19

He said If you're so happy in your new relationship I wonder if he knows something, trouble in paradise.

TheAntiBoop · 13/07/2016 19:27

I think he ended the tweets with a 'concentrate on yourself and leave other people out of it'

TheAntiBoop · 13/07/2016 19:28

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Tom Hank's? I can't imagine him making out

squoosh · 13/07/2016 19:29

Oh I liked Calvin's sassy (yes, I said sassy!) tweets!

She's a bit of a control freak isn't she? And her appetite for squashing dem wot 'ave wronged her is all a bit Mean Girls. She's the Putin of Pop.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 19:30

^ the gulp is not towards our american cousins but rather the furore if we let them have a go, it'll go down as well as Australia's honorary status did. As my favourite blogger Monkseal said this year: Re. Aw, but Australians really like Eurovision, let them in....erm I really like Mark Gruffalo but if I tried to insert myself into him there'd be trouble. Grin

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TheAntiBoop · 13/07/2016 19:31

Putin of pop! That's perfect!!!

Freshprincess · 13/07/2016 19:33

I love a good celeb Twitter rant. Calm down, Calvin.

Im not sure how what she said made him look bad though. He's probably been sitting on his hands for the past two weeks waiting to have a pop.

TheAntiBoop · 13/07/2016 19:39

Her 'friends' said this was the reason the relationship broke down - they're trying to pin it on him.

Why she would want to admit to having written the words to that song are beyond me though

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 19:39

Damn boop you are quite correct. I made Brew in protest of Timbersnake rather than Mando diao.

waves to Squoosh he put the sass into Joshua Sasse. It was very ooh burn! wasn't it! You need to bury someone like Katy/focus on YOUR life wiv ta the wee bawbag The tweets are still there.

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squoosh · 13/07/2016 19:42

My fave Taylor Twitter spat was when Nicki Minaj put her in her place.

And yes, I'm ashamed I have a 'favourite' Taylor Swift Twitter spat.

squoosh · 13/07/2016 19:43
KimmySchmidtsSmile · 13/07/2016 19:43

^wiv Tim

Search me boop Confused it's hardly Shakespeare is it?

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Cocolepew · 13/07/2016 19:44

CH has gone rouge!
Its like Jason Bourne in DJ form.