Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

Is the wedding very soon? Nicole Scherzinger was papped hanging on to him for dear life, I think Selena Gomez is on tour atm?

APLaceOn - did one of your love hearts say "I luv TS" ?! Could be a new marketing ploy.

What's BSD ? Body Shaming Diet ? Bad Sugar Day ? Big Sugary Doughnuts?

Word to the wise. I tell my kids to give me their sweets so that I can hide them from sweet stealing brother/sister. They're starting to wise up, but I can usually get away with pinching one or two

I don't know when the wedding is, just that the stag was ostentatiously ostentatious. My friend is going off on holiday soon so will miss any updates. Grrr, I should have made it more obvious, in a non-pathetic way, that I was totally invested in this union....in a non creepy way.

If CH is taking anyone's boob as a date it will be one of mine thank you very much!!

Waverley. No worries. Just say you're being stalked by a group of strange women with an unhealthy interest in TayTo, and that you need a few snippets of gossip to make them back off. No doubt something will sneak it's way onto Twitter, Instagram or the like.

Just thought, what about if you dress up as Gary Barlow and do one of his "Surprise, I'm singing at your wedding !!" gigs ? D'you think you could pull it off ?

I'm so impressed that we're already half way through thread 3 with virtually no TayTo action. Basically some shots at an airport, a restaurant and Tim jogging. With our ability to fill up a page we all have a chance to write for the SBoS.

Sorry Dusters the LAST thing my friend would believe would be Barlow-esque warbling from me. My hatred of formulaic pop precedes me. How about I keep on the down low (get me!) and gather what morsels I can...

dusters that sounds like an absolutely foolproof plan

I think you should burst in at the "are there any objections?" bit and demand to speak to CH and get him to explain his relationship with TayTay, promise him that you won't tell anyone and then report back to us.

A few pages back I think we wondered whether the DM was getting ideas from this thread. So I was thinking, maybe we could request they put in an odd phrase here or there in the articles? Like somehow sneak in the word aardvark or as many Girls Aloud song titles as they can?

Waverly well hopefully if he brings anyone interesting then she'll be desperate to tell you now that you've shown a smidgeon of interest.

Well they take everything else of mumsnet so I wouldn't be surprised if they're on here! I'm pretty sure they've mentioned him not changing his shoes already.

Yes! That's it! The marrying couple don't even really know you, and while everyone is staring at you aghast, you can have a sneaky peek at CH's date! Then at the police station, I'm sure they would let you go if you just explained your mission

I have never been on Tumblr before. It's amazing in a batshit crazy but very addictive way. I had to stop myself downloading the app.
dusters I was throwing the Love Hearts down so quickly I wouldn't even have noticed if they had a hand-carved rescue plea from Tim. Sorry not sorry BSD is the blood sugar diet. These ample curves are currently not at optimum flaunting capacity. But they are getting more toteable every day.
I am secretly preparing for my call up to Donatella's NYC flat sitting squad

Donatella I will do my best to gather any relevant info and pass on.

I wish I had never heard of tumblr but it is indeed batshit. I personally enjoy the celeb fandom infighting, it's like non-violent internet version of football hooliganism, where instead of punches people write essays about why people are wrong about whatever that no one pays any attention to because they are all having too much fun being right #stayinyourlane

If this thread wasn't interesting enough, we now have a whiff of a MNer getting close to Calvin ?!?!???

Who mentioned Selena? Is this TayTay Girl Squad Selena as a date for Calvin? Is there a spark with Scherzinger?

I don't think Tim can now top the love shute or vest. Best that could happen is for Tim to dump TayTay and go all gangsta or playa albeit he would firstly have to burn the quilted jacket & Suede shoes combo

In the event of Taytoo becoming one, Tim's best hope will be that his Mum agree's to set him up with Barbara from the WI's lovely daughter and some serious thespian action in the west end.

Thanks Dignity. I'm often told I bear an uncanny resemblance to Gary Barlow (or is it Ken ?). With a little penciled on stubble, a cheeky grin and my best singing in the shower voice I'll go down a storm.

Hopefully you won't be there Coco (no disrespect) but I hear you tend to get into altercations at concerts. And if you fall over I definitely won't be having a quick grope, or of you Donatella if you've managed to be Calvin's + 1.

ooh love hearts!

www.lovehearts.com/onedirection/index.php

^Damn that Harry Styles. He's beaten Taytay to it!

Yes I did the Love Calculator for Taylor and Tom 78%

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What about Selena? Was your friend suggesting she might be CH's date? That would be a proper scoop.

Apparently Scherzinger has a boyfriend not that that ever stopped anyone also Rita Ora CH's ex is now apparently going out with Lewis Hamilton so possibly a chance to fuck off two exes with one SBOS entry.

Kimmy well at least the love hearts website thinks it's for keeps 😻

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^ A baby aardvark. I do not find it cute. I find it creepy. Or even crepey.

That's the first time I've seen Tumblr too. I can't stay off the doughnuts so I need to give it a wide berth. So much to look at I'd never go to sleep.

Love the idea of a hand-carved rescue plea from Lulu on a love heart sweet. TayTo could have a new range all to themselves.

"Bye bye Lulu"

"Be mine Loki"

"Tim luvs Oz"

"Tots in Oz"

Didn't somebody say why would TayTay be renting an apartment in NY when she's going to Oz ? Maybe she saw there was a nice little Lulu sized cupboard in it ??

www.lovehearts.com/love_calculator

Tay loves Tim got a measly 17% Donatella

I am so glad DS is unaware that 1D love hearts were/are a RL 'thing'. He is a total fan boy. So much so that his favourite Christmas present was a £2 1D bracelet. Yy that was better than a computer that lets you do coding

Wow, had no idea celebrity love hearts were a real thing.

I put lots of combinations in to that calculator, Calvin/Luke/Lulu/Adam etc. Tim and Swifty came out top, I think she rigged it.