Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

Gosh I go to a work event for the afternoon and not only have TayTo gone to a restaurant but we have a MN TayTo squad slogan; TayTo dolls and Coco's night of debauchery where she flaunted ample side boob right into DG's hand.
Is it sad that I read your story Coco and suddenly remembered you from the Voice threads?! Being felt up by DG is quite a memorable claim to fame.
It totally beats my meeting Gael Garcia Bernal and Daniel Bedingfield leaning on my shoulder stories.

I didn't go home in an ambulance but Kurt did, he O'Ded. Well he probably went to hospital rather than home tbf.
Ahhh yes The Voice, shitter than Shenton

G'day So after spending many hours this weekend on a bouncy castle (bouncy castle not bounce house thanks very much!) but sadly no sign of a moistened chute, I return to this thread like a pair of comfy grey shoes.
I have waited until my rugrats were out the house before luxuriating in 20 odd pages of this thread/end of thread 2. Some things mustn't be rushed.
I have been to the Gold Coast...the one and only time I have got DH to go into the sea. He is a bit of a bear and very selfconscious
so wore a T-shirt. Sadly it did not have I heart KS on it. or even I heart KY
allmumsy Dosh and Pecs™
Jan The squad are shown bigging up Taytay on screen at her gigs? So it's a cheer leading squad?
Sad to report I have neither thigh gaps, six packs or ab cracks. I do have waist boobs, bacon belt (love handles), apron folds and bingo wings.
I also have scary eyebrows. I went for an eyelash tint and was persuaded to have my brows done. Big mistake. Huge.
Cara Delevingne ( or as pronounced by Chris Kamara pronounced it on Murder in Successville Cara Delavinge ), eat your heart out!
Have any of you been watching? I love that show so much.

m.youtube.com/?gl=DE#/watch?v=-wpPswkAhrk

Hello can I join. I've just read the whole thread and this seems like my home

Had a weird dream about being rescued from frowning by Loki ( not Tim ) last night. Turns out I just faked it to get him away from Tay. ...

Just seen he's declining to talk about her when confronted by the paps.
" I'd rather just talk about my work please ".....
Oh come on this is work! !

Drowning not frowning ha !!!
Although he would rescue me from frowning so that works. ....

Hi peaky

Exactly, if he'd kept it low-key it would be understandable if he didn't want to talk about it. But given that he's undertaken one of the biggest fauxmances of recent times and still doesn't want to talk about it, I think he is BU.

Excelsa interesting read thanks for those links. I didn't quite buy the wide-eyed innocence the writer was trying to sell. I would have had more respect if she'd said "hey I was deputy of editor of NME and fawned my way in to serve as a media handmaiden to Tay-Tay then got dumped over some very mild criticism" than the "ouch my poor feels, why did she do this to me?" spin she has gone for.

I did LOL at Tim arguing with his journo over who followed whom first. Maybe when the TayTo show closes he will just cheerily tell us it didn't happen.

gin that article with Tim was piss funny, thank you.
felicity thanks again for the thread title.

Yay! Thread three....
boop feel for you, hope things are better with parents now, not spoke to my mum yet (she voted out even though I live in Germany due to "not hearing English spoken in my home town" and is now on holiday in Greece) Laughed about the proposal guy: how crap a stalker must one be not to have heard of TimTom?
donatella I bow down go you. Tim-o-Tay™ Get in!
(I concur with hair washing as opposed to crisp eating subliminals although Walkers is called Lays here so...)
Chris Hemsworth is meant to be the one of the few decent things in Ghostbusters reboot but sadly him/Elsa (aka Mrs Thor aka Thorsty ) could not make the première (due to filming Thor:Ragnarok magazine )*

hollywoodlife.com/2016/07/10/ghostbusters-premiere-melissa-mccarthy-red-carpet-photos/

*Ragnarök = future events/battle (between Taytay and Mrs Thor and Mrs Thor's future pregnant SIL Mrs Liam, she uses her wrecking ball, Thorsty uses her husband's hammer, Taytay uses Tim's balls she keeps in her purse), the world is then submerged in water (handy for wet tees) and the world is repopulated by two human survivors...Tayto obvs.)

waves to Peaky I am still 14 pages behind you, hello lovely. He rescued you from frowning?! did he have a massive syringe full of botox as his secret weapon? Loki, this time it's surgical....

Did Tim turn that frown upside down?

That article about Tay Tay is just weird.
Fangirling at its best.

Kimmy I've never watched Murder in Successville and made the mistake of clicking on the link just now with DS in earshot.(Blithely ignoring the adult content warnings so entirely my own fault!) We were both as I tried to turn if off and DS went 'Mum, did he just say . . .?'

I'll need to come back to it once DS is in bed because it has the classic PI voiceover I love so much

frayed agree with you about the dancers badblood feud as allegedly the three had done KP's tour first and told Taytay they wanted a thirty day notice period on hers then gave notice to tour with KP again which is when TS saw . It's a nuisance but hardly unsolvable. Loads of talent out there that could pick up the routines fast and kill for the opportunity. She could have done iron clad contracts. The whole Family thing is the kind of schtick Madonna comes out with (and KP for that matter): all group hugs, prayers and batshit rituals (didn't stop KP's left shark buggering it up now did it?)

Place Tom Davis (D.I. Sleet) is just wonderful.
You will enjoy it just for him alone. But if you like sleb twaddle, it's made for you. The bloke impersonating Gordon Ramsay nails it every time).
It's just supremely silly. Coming to the end of second series now. I loved the pilot but also liked Greg, Deb, Vicky and Chris. Some are more knowing than others but it'sTom Davis I watch it for.

Spotted Elsa Thorsty does bendy yoga? Aaarghh! Hilaria Baldwinabee!
Frayed looked at the I know places lyrics you posted. Missing out on a trick there, so she is. They could dress in What does the fox say ears. Also: she's not very good at hiding. Her places are the equivalent of my son pretending to be invisible behind a lamp post.
boop where is the BG sucker and straddled link please Norman Reedus has a really knackered Sean Bean vibe. Joshua is lovely. In The Affair I still don't know why you'd pick Fred West over him.
Matching vests is all a bit Harold and Hilda to me (showing my age now). Am still awaiting the Madonnaesque Mrs Hiddlestone/Mr Swift sequinned jacket combos.
Taytots starting with the letter T Karcrashian styles = Titania or Tybalt

OMG as Taylor's face says in the accompanying pic the NME writer shows a shocking lack of self-awareness. 'Let me possibly impact on your livelihood but wahwah why aren't we besties any more?' Then the bitter comparison with Adele as though Adele's image isn't as carefully controlled as TayTay's.
It's weird actually both the NME journalist and Elizabeth Day felt the need to transpose a working relationship into the dynamics of a personal friendship. I have no idea who followed who first for most of my Twitter followers. But after reading that article, I'm imagining Elizabeth having a red light that flashes above her bed when she gets a new follower and a corresponding spreadsheet and chart to record the famous ones.

Donatella the time article spoof was ace. I want to be an Asswiftant.
I also want to watch the deliberately leaked I am robot season 2 pilot. Anybody got a link?
I agree with all of you about the goodwill on this thread
place have just got to your voiceover, it all makes sense now

I'm lurking on here, these threads are often the highlight of my day!

I have a Wed meal in the TayTo/ChrElsa sweepstake and am starting to feel cautiously optimistic.

Has anyone else noticed TayTo seem much happier in the Australia pics? possibly because they've lost the squad and the parents and are just on their own well if we ignore the personal photographer, assistants, bodyguards, PRs

I love the idea of the TayTo tots all having names starting with T. Can I mischievously add Tim to the list?

frayed knob gags about new erections are always welcome
ungoogleable ouch, how are you feeling? no emoticon for grapes dammit!
You are allowed to be taytaydivatastic with your demands now. Has DH hung out your washing yet?!
donatella ooh, I had one of those timers! DS broke it Was meant to be for Flylady/Kondo/Housework but I haven't replaced it yet, as you can see. Does it work for you? (genuine qn)
My 50p bet will now be for Tuesday night, break from filming, drinks.
Boop yep, my kids would be ON the catwalk or saying Rude Things out loud
fluffle I am indeed sustained by the new flesh's titillation. Cue titillate ocelot joke.
place when the shit hits the fan or even pan in this case, Tom can do ads for quilted bog roll, in his quilted jacket.
Well, he's bounty.

Breaking News people www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3684259/Irina-Shayk-Bradley-Cooper-kiss-make-London-gig-just-hours-frosty-exchange-Wimbledon-final.html

Thank goodness. I was starting to lose faith in the power of money true love.

Basically, Bradley has put his cap back on and covered up his dreadful syrup, and Irina is happy again.

Is it just me who finds cumberbatches faux self deprecation and humility really irritating?

Not just you Boop. I dislike the charm and faux modesty of Cumberbatch, redmayne etc.

Am so glad you have officially approved knob jokes Kimmy. I kept snorting and ooh-erring to myself when tennis commentators talked about Federer having had 14 semis at Wimbledon, but I thought I was just being immature.

I don't mind redmayne so much - it doesn't come across as quite so false!!

Timmy does it a as well. It's sad in a way because they are judged on being public school boys so to appease their fans they have to behave almost grateful for their position.

Boop Did Rachel not leave Darren for Daniel then? I know they said they had been separated for a while but she took up with her old friend 00, a month after they announced the split. Did not understand the blind about the crew member.
(Bond went out with Alan Rickman's mistress from Love Actually. Just thought I'd get that in. Alway thought she'd be a decent Bond girl but she is a fairly serious actress in Germany. Except for the Gruffalo mother squirrel voiceover).
Says hello to CarlGrimeseye I haven't seen any Walking Dead. Missing a trick. Might need to start but as you can see, I get a bit ocd about finishing things and daren't start. Seven seasons later....
Bendydick's fanbase (not the MN collective I hasten to add) are as rabid as David Tennant's.
Donatella What is your PhD on? when is your thesis due?
Love my teen DD but would not pay out €€€€€ even to stay in the travellodge Jesse Rutherford stayed in ok it was probably a premier lodge
Did take a high speed ICE train for one gig in Berlin with her though. I was the oldest there bar a dad in leather trousers.
If it is all a piss take it should have been done with Shia The Beef. Just saying.
place Nice Bustle article. I did not know the name of the agency was Goff photos, Guff photos more like.
dusters yay! You're just an illusion. Ooh ooh ooh yeah. Illusion.
Do love the Ruffalo. I actually think he's the right level of fame. He has a really decent and varied body of work.
slow am imagining you with binoculars on Lake Como looking like the women on those Hollywood Homes Of The Stars tours. Headscarf. Sunglasses. Notebook. Binoculars. Night goggles.

Clooney like Tim might be hygrophobic or might just have a really good hairdresser. I really don't have any fucks to give as the young people say I just wanted to use a long word