Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

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I think thats a minion.

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I think Dave Grohl must have left a magical spell, you could probably get yourself on SBOS with that story.

Welder Minion is Lady Helen Taylor. Daughter of the Duke of Kent.
She used to be known as Melons in the press, but to the best of my sleb knowledge, I don't think that either melon has been groped by Dave Grohl, or indeed any of the Foos.

Courtney Love pulled my hair on the same night. I could retire on my SBoS earnings.

Probably because she had more than a handful, Zebra

TayTay showcased her updated breasts at the "Selena wiv me pit-stained dad" outing.

Love the dolls LadyC

Maybe TayTo will get married on the same day as Miley! It could be one of those real fake weddings like the x-factor couple Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine just had.

I suspect they are keeping off social media in an attempt to create an illusion of privacy about their relationship, I mean it's not their fault that the paps keep finding them

LadyCassandra - I know it's a MN cliche but I am literally crying with laughter at those dolls. I love that in the middle of a house move you are following an Instagram account of such high quality !! Thank you.

I thought the same about TayTay's boobs in that dress. They have that odd looking round cleveage, not a line, which I understand can be a clue that Mr Silicone may have paid a visit.

I remember you saying that about your right boob coco. Clearly it is so superior to lefty that when faced with a choice Groper Ghrol went straight for it !

GinBunny indeed Tay-Tay's publicist normally comments on everything and it is total radio silence.

Right I'm off to bed. I'm hoping for new TayTo photos tomorrow.

"While the former CSI: Crime Scene Investigation guest star showed off her flawless figure"

I like how they've led with the high point of TayTay's career so far...

TayTay has def had implants, but the recent -erm, growth might just be down to weight gain.
That, or she's on her 2nd set.

Ooh, will she go all Posh Spice and have varying ones of ridiculous shapes? Her and Elsa can be ThorWags in all their plastic glory.

And in miley news, SBOS tells me she has a new tattoo.
A jar of Vegemite.
Of course.

She was on CSI! OMG! How did I not know this!

I'm disappointed she has Barbie boobs

Ooh, DollToTo is good. It has that same fame hungry, gritted teeth stare as the human one.

Bloody hell coco that was some concert !!! Did you go home in an ambulance ?

I just normally sit out front and watch the show, as opposed to being groped by the band and attacked by a band member's wife. D'you think it was something you said ?!!

"While the former CSI: Crime Scene Investigation guest star showed off her flawless figure"

I saw that earlier very funny I assume that on the back of daily photos they are literally just running out of ways to describe her.

That IG is truly, truly epic

I hadn't realised she was on CSI either. When I read that earlier today I thought it was a misprint or referred to somebody else in the group. Is this because she's now around "actors" so they're trying to give her some gravitas ?

I'm anxious about tomorrow because my 50p in the sweep stake is for a photo of TayTo with Mr & Mrs Thor by tomorrow night. Hopefully Miley will announce her wedding date so they'll all go out to celebrate - in public.

Insight into Taytay's media relationships here and an interview with Tom here.
The journalist sounds like she was smitten with him!

Finally caught up with you all - nice to do a bit of sleb Wimbo spotting while we have a lull in the TayTo PR machine.

Yes Nicola Sturgeon was there, so it was slightly awks when Scot Andy Murray specifically mentioned DC in his victory speech.. I bet she was seething!!!

Thanks for links excelsa. V interesting.

Oh yes Un definite foot-in-mouth there!

Impressive Cocolepew I'd heard DG was a bum pincher I think from MN.

I'm off to look up Bradley's hair ....