Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

Apparently Darren had an affair with Portman on the set of black swan.

Cynical - check
Witty - when drunk okay think I am when drunk
Ageless - let's just pass over that one
Three courses - now you're talking, where do I sign?
I can't get past the word squad though. Possibly due to some review of a crappily written female investigation team drama (Charlie Brooker? Jim Shelley when he was Tapehead?) renaming it mimsy squad. Damn my memory, it was probably a review of Rosemary and Thyme or some such wimsy.

Too soon for a Ride a Black Swan gag?!

Cocosrightboob awesome work, dude.

Im gutted about Bradleys wig, its all I can look at now . He had such pretty hair. Was it all a lie? 😕

Cheers kimmy

I'm really enjoying Kimmy's catch-up!

I lost some time in ONTD (thanks to whoever brought that into my life) they were quoting Tim as having said that actors have to work hard in keeping their Personal Dignity intact during promos as journos don't play fair. I think the original quotes were from November 2015. What's changed Tim?

blindgossip.com/?p=79561

Ohhh I thought Diane and Joshua were settled. Tsk.

Given his role in 'the affair' it seems especially unfortunate

Tim seems like he just wants to be mr Taylor swift. Does dating swifty do the same for your career as marrying Tom cruise?

Blimey Billie Piper on the SBoS
Bet she woke up with a sore head.

wasting time again but I found this from CelebsNow - I love Alfie! It sounds like he'd fit with all of us in our curlers, hanging out the washing

"As well as taking in the sights and sounds of Aldeburgh (Now spotted the family strolling along the high street) Taylor was made to feel at home in Diana’s house.

Her next door neighbour tells Now: ‘She was a very polite young lady with very blonde hair. She was very smiley, the whole family were grinning.’ And it wasn’t long before Taylor was smiling either, because Diana cooked a dinner any prospective mother-in-law would be proud of.

‘I cut a fillet steak for Taylor,’ local butcher Alfie tells us. ‘Tom’s mum came into our shop and ordered three fillet steaks and said they were for Tom and Taylor. I said “Taylor Swift?” and she said yes. I made sure I gave Taylor a meaty portion when I found out it was for her.’

Following their cosy family dinner on 26 June, Tom and Taylor hopped back onto their private jet and headed for Italy, bodyguards in tow, for some time away from their in-laws. But one thing is for sure, now all the locals know who Taylor is, they’re already very excited about her coming back.

‘The whole of Aldeburgh went mental,’ Alfie adds. ‘It was popping.’

We bet it was…"

Oh dear, I must stop laughing....

pissed i missed Mr Robot 2 "leak" as well - anyone find a live link?

"I made sure I gave Taylor a meaty portion"

Nein! Diane, what are you thinking? Thanks boop
Where's CarlGrimesEye when I need her? ! > is Norman very sexy in the Walking dead? Has he got a big...fanbase?
I have had a fab time procrastinating and twaddling. Sadly real life and rugrats beckon. But, like autograph-giving, boob-squeezing (watch him coco) Arnie....I vill be back.
(Miriam Margoyles said he was a bit handsy but not with her as she wasn't on his radar. I am looking forward to him doing the Apprentice though. You just know pointing a finger at a candidate and saying "Hasta la vista baby" is on the bingo card. Or "You're terminated!" Plus Boy George is one of the contestants). Only Liam Hourican as Gordon Ramsay would out-Arnie Arnie.

"It was popping!" how old was Alfie? He's a butcher dammit. Should have been "off the hook" surely?!
I am offski. (But not Aronofsky, no swan to ride). Try the veal.
See you all later x

Welcome back Kimmy, and good bye again ! Loved your updates, glad you remembered who Imagination were. One of them, Leee, had the extra "e" in his name - god, they were crazy days !! The lead singer also wore a pair of cream crocheted pants, not a sight to be repeated.

Welcome PeakyBlinder. How weird about your dream. I dreamt last night that I was in a swimming pool. I shouldn't have really been there, can't remember why, but TayTay and the Squad were all leaning against one wall smirking at me. Only TayTay looked like herself, the rest were very normal looking girls.

I'm sure if I analysed that I'd be having deep self-esteem issues. As it is , when I woke up I just thought oh shit, now I'm dreaming about the bloody woman.

reader77 - de lurk more, and come join in the madness !

Is Bradley Cooper really wearing a wig, or am I missing an in-joke or just very stupid ?

Article in E! News (never heard of it) about a "source" saying TayTo talk about "real and serious things" ! Apparently she'd like to have his children (ah, the TayTots) and loves his Englishness. Finds his English accent sexy, she's learning a lot from him, he's very mature and is a big tea drinker.

Eat your heart our Calvin

coco thanks for pointing out Billie Piper on SBOS not much 'flaunting' or 'toting' there, well except for the beer bottle although she did 'sport tousled hair'

I have to do some work. I have neither self control nor a timer like Donatella but I will try to refocus. Be careful out there in the mean streets of SBOS

I think there are two paths for child stars

The first is the miley/britney route

The second will now be known as the Taylor route - go straight to middle age and boring

Dm has an article on the ham sandwich. That really is repulsive and hat woman should be ashamed of herself.

Just been looking at the ham sandwich story. Even more vile than I imagined when I read the post about it.

Great that some people have turned it on it's head and tweeted pictures of other things, such as a SpongBobSquarePants made of bread etc, and two heart shaped biscuits with cream filling.

Bet fellow Christians are thrilled to see they share the same faith as that mum !

Is the ham sandwich thing because people have seen pictures of TayTay's fanjo or is it just misogyny or some joke I'm not getting?

I'm always a bit when the SBOS gleefully document someone's self-destruction. TayTo/KK I can deal with as they put themselves out there and gain from the coverage.

Re Natalie Portman, didn't she get together with the dancer guy on black swan and have a child with him quite quickly? Was that post Darren?

blindgossip.com/?p=79618 This is the Natalie Portman story (in the comments)

Billie piper seems to be turning into Kate moss.

I think the ham sandwich thing is just a mother, with strong Christian "values", who thinks TayTay is moving too quickly from one relationship to another. She's comparing her to her more innocent daughter. The whole tone of it is horrible. I assume she's just a one-woman crusade.