Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

I have a heritage blue plaque hanging off it now.
My right boob is a national treasure.

Heritage blue plaque !!

Didn't know who Dave G was so just had a Google. Looks like a right boob groper. There's a list of 50 quirky facts about him. One is about a bra that was thrown on stage attached to a tennis ball. His comment was that he thought wow, how pre-planned to really make sure I got that girl's bra.

Wish it had been his Wikipoedia, I could have added he took advantage of falling fans to grope their boobs.

Miley Cyrus also rumoured to be marrying her Hemsworth this summer, will Tay-Tay turn up on a Wrecking Ball?

The vb and Harper photo freaked me out

BC looks all fan boy over Brad. Weird. Maybe irina just was looking away so she didn't accidentally make eye contact with bc

Frayed = Oh please god that she does !!

Irina is sad about Bradley's toupee.

As are we all.

Never been groped by a sleb, but I do like my food and like to think of myself as witty and ageless and have become very cynical can I join the squad?
I promise I'll trawl SBoS and Blind Gossip

Irnia is soooo pretty.

Do you think when famous people meet each other they introduce themselves like normals 'hello, I'm Bradley Cooper'. Or do they just assume you know who they a are?

Ive never understood why people think she's beautiful but she actually looked really striking today

I would guess it depends where you are in the hierarchy. Bc looked odd so probably had to introduce himself with reference to films he's been in

Bradley's previous beard was in attendance. Maybe they were worried about bumping into her.
I wondered that too FreshPrincess.

Bradley's previous beard was in attendance. Maybe they were worried about bumping into her.

Yes. Because of the hair. Her dad was his hair dr. That is how they 'met'.
She's probably reported back to pops that there's an opportunity for him to make some more £££, sorting it out.

My Bradley wears a wig/weave!? Wtf?!
He never told me

When we're talking about BC's previous beard, do we mean Suki? It's just reminded me that Peter Andre (a MN fave) met his wife because her dad operated on him.

I also love Andy Murray. I like that he isn't interested in fame and he and Kim will never voluntarily appear in Hello.

I am so not the kind of person who analyses the Cambridges' behaviour unlike the DM but they were quite strange at Wimbledon today. Every time the camera was on them it was like they didn't want to look at each other and kept turning away to talk to the people next to them. Maybe they were just having an off day, I mean it is allowed, it was just odd when they are so used to having a camera on them and usually look relaxed in each other's company.

Ive studied the Wimbledon photos. You may be on to something Zebra

coco when we were going to sideboob in the previous thread, I think you said you would showcase your right boob and not your left, is it because Dave Grohl once groped it?

Where did TayTay get those knockers from since, what, Friday? Not flaunting or clearly on view but allowing onlookers to get a serious eyeful.... While Tim allows fans to gawk at his pecs ! www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3683156/Taylor-Swift-dons-low-cut-wrap-dress-dinner-Tom-Hiddleston-loved-couple-hold-hands-night-Gold-Coast.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailceleb

Tim has evened out his fake tan and got some lovely grey suedies on.

Love the way they are described as the 'fame hungry twosome' - how is any of this getting past the subeditor?!

I follow this account on Instagram, they recreate Sleb poses!!!! I may comment with #tayto

Did you see the sunglasses the woman in front of Irina was wearing ? She looks like she's popped them on in case there's some emergency welding called for.

That's a whole new thread, the Miley and ThorBro wedding. D'you think Robin Thicke will be her bridesmaid, whilst she writhes around at the altar dressed as a devil dominatrix ?

There's more!

Good god this thread moves quickly. Glad to see Tim has been adopted as the new name. TayTi doesn't have the same ring as TayTo sadly.
Just wondering why when their relationship is being played out so publically for the paps they are keeping so quiet on Twitter? Seems odd, no?

D'you think Bradley Cooper misread the invitation to attend the Royal Box? He thought you actually had to come as a member of the Royal family so went as King George V.

Not specifically Dignity.
Itis my nicer boob. I don't think it has anything to do with it being groped by a rock star though. It's always been nice

Gin maybe we could change it to TiTay (pronounced in a drawl a la Ray Winstone) or SwifTi?

dusters I was just about to comment on those! Have attached a pic for anyone who doesn't DM. I do like the range of eyewear displayed at Wimbledon.

Am glad to see Nicola Sturgeon was there as DC was, I hadn't realised she was.

Thanks for clearing that up coco