Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Normal service has been resumed, thank god.

But please, he's in one of the fashion capitals of the world, they are known for their shoes. AND HE'S STILL GOT THE GRAYS ON...................

It's just too weird. Is it a deliberate attempt to deflect all attention on to what TayTay is toting that day ?

Ed Sheehan supported her on her huge American tour so they're bffs.

www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/taylor-swift-ed-sheerans-text-5633194

*Sheeran obvs.

Golden Wonder
Tayto
I thought this was a thread about crisps- the nicest crisps in the world - Tayto ( Irish crisps )

The shoes are Italian apparently (aquatelia)

I hope neither campaign for environmental causes given all the jet setting they are up to

Donatella
she knows full well how to keep a relationship on the low

Well, there's low key then there's Loki

Here all week folks, try the vitello.

Jeez those text messages are almost as fake as ....

Oh I never divulge my sources Twitter

There's grey shoes on the website that might be Totos and they are called Trevor 😄 TayTay, Toto and Trev.

I thought they were Carlos.

I think I would prefer a Carlos to a Toto.

Those texts are painful aren't they?

They might be Carlos but Trevors fit in with them better.
Carlos sound too racy for Toto.

Those Trevor's are very well named!!

The Kentons do not make me think of Mr Archer.

Interesting name choices for Italian shoes

What are these texts of which you speak?

Fresh princess link above

So, TayTo, your country needs you more than ever. We need a european tour, smooching at le Tour Eiffel, cruising round the Cyclades, waving from the top of mont blanc.... All in grey suede, muted tones, proudly toting and hand holding

So true Whentheship, we need a european unity tour. I hear there's quite a few shadow cabinet posts that need filling too. Perhaps Shadow Shoes and (Boxer) Shorts minister, or a role in the media and public relations department ?

Come home Toto, we need your suave sophisticated ways, your mum can be Secretary of State for Cream Teas and Gillets. When the endorphins have run out you'll be left watching TayTay texting Ed, and eyeing up her next target.

I refuse to believe Ed is involved in any of the showmancing shenanigans.

How can Tay tay be a great wingman if she introduced Mr Ed to Ellie "Ed you're a shamefuck" Goulding. Poor Ed.
Had his hand on her thigh at some awards, pan to camera, she peeled him off as quick as. He sang "Don't fuck with my love" she sang back "You mess with the truth". (Slightly less chavvy than Eamon vs Frankee but that's not a high bar).

Ed needs a break. The courtcase regarding Photograph is a farce. Not because it does not sound exactly like Amazing, it does. But because Amazing sounds like Run.
Who wrote the music to Run in the first place as well as Photograph? Johnny McDaid that's who. Who should be counter-suing if he has any sense.

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=nSDgHBxUbVQ

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=sWtP_1lyghM

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=NbqApgJpScc (from 2.43)

Regarding leaked texts, you may enjoy these

www.her.ie/celeb/leaked-texts-between-taylor-swift-and-tom-hiddleston-have-emerged/298145

Thanks Boop, I'd missed them. I love how the Mirror felt they had to explain the thought processes behind the texts.

Ed is ALL OVER the showmance.

I only became aware of the extent of totally-fabricated 1D relationships but absolutely never bought the Ed Sheeran/Ellie Goulding/Nialler triangle.
Surely some mistake? Ed's also one of the main suspects in publicising the larry fauxmance.

Those texts are truly awesome and completely true, I think!

I'm not active on Twitter, I only lurk, but can someone send Camilla long a link to this thread?

Do you think they'll be pictured eating some spaghetti in Rome, like lady and the tramp?

Has Tom shown her his leaning tower?
Perhaps they are off to see the pope

Are you a football fan HRH? If so do you know what the pope says?