Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Thread two

She's eating spaghetti he's looking at his phone probably finding out from his publicist if the pictures have made the paper yet

No new pics but TayTay has divulged to mysterious nageless friends that she might be in love with ToTo.

www.google.co.uk/amp/m.eonline.com/amp/news/776108/taylor-swift-told-her-friends-she-thinks-she-s-in-love-with-tom-hiddleston?client=safari#

He's extremely attentive and charming and makes her feel safe dontcha know. Suspect it's the 47 man security team who actually makes her feel safe but who am I to nitpick?

nageless?! nameless obviously

^ insider "the attraction is strong" with this one

Makes her feel safe? What exactly have her 37 bodyguards been doing up to this point?

Yes, the first thing I did this morning was look at the SBOS....

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3663302/Taylor-Swift-Tom-Hiddleston-explore-Colosseum-hand-hand-romantic-dinner-Italian-getaway.html

Much romance.

And just FYI, Taylor wore a pretty sundress which 'left her long legs on show'

Checking in, late to the party. kimmy, truly you are the queen of Sleb Twaddle

antiboop you're right about TA - I check this thread before TA ones now

Much better photos - grainy as if taken by someone walking past rather than a stage managed photo shoot

His face looking at the phone - is it boredom or the realisation he's messed up his chance at bond?

Arthur - depressing isn't it

Tom would have been absolutely sweltering in Bond fancy dress yesterday.
I predict that the next pap shots will be Tayto on a speed boat in a Bond like location. Possibly Venice.

I was on the first thread, got distracted by life, and come back to find they have met both sets of parents; did the attend a celeb friend's concert shoot and more beach walking. No wonder Tom doesn't have time to change his shoes

Since they're in Rome, I am betting on a secret wedding (conducted by the Pope) in the Sistine chapel with George and Amal as best man and best maid.

This fauxmance is rocketing along at breakneck speed. Why the rush Tayto? Is this simply a yah boo sucks message to Calvin?

Or something else?

Has a TaytoTot already been conceived? His name will be down for Eton before the 12 week scan.

Found this long piece about Taylor and her fakery on Crazy Days & Nights. Thought of you lot.

www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/06/taylor-swift-is-losing-control.html

Woah! Those Crazy Days' commenter are mean. Fgs if Taylor is 'bloated and old' there's no hope for the rest of us

I know couch! She is the least bloated-looking person I have ever seen. I did enjoy the one who said she's 'unravelling like the UK after Brexit' Now I will go and

stand on the naughty step for mentioning the illegal 'B' word.

This thread is the highlight of my week!
I'm on the ground in Aus ready for next week!

Looking at the photos of them in Rome makes me feel really old. All I could think about was what kind of bra she could wear under that dress that would be remotely comfortable, not to mention those pointy shoes on the cobbled streets of Rome. Ouch.

Oh I can't tell you how much I need this thread to escape from my real life.

So TaTay has gone from trudging on the beach, manky hair in bandana, future mother in law cramping her style in her gilet ... and has clearly said 'fuck this British shit were off to ROME!'

Phew, at least she can get her amazing pins out and start rocking her mini dresses again!

I'm a bit disappointed with the quality of the photos - where's their usual photographer? Or are they trying to pretend they really didn't want to be photographed there at all....

Who goes from meeting a guy, to introducing him to your parents, to flying across the world to meet his mother, to flying to Rome on a romantic break in the space of 2 weeks? It's bizarre

I wonder if his sulky face is because TayTay mistook his condescending enthusiastic insights of Rome as a hint for her to buy him an amphitheatre?

Wasn't there a ToTo quote along the lines of he only really cares about tennis and Shakespeare? After Tay-Tay froze her Ta-Tas off meeting To-Ma, he had to rethink the scheduled trip to Stratford-Upon-Avon. Will they have time to make a Wimbledon appearance before he goes off to Australia? The pressure is on.

I'll be so disappointed if they don't make it back for Wimbledon.

But as pp have said, it will only be for the important matches that bring out the Senior Royals - so that's probably in the second week, supporting Murray, right?

So they've held hands in Rome, will they kiss in Paris next? Will they run naked in a rainstorm and make love on a train cross country during the next few days? I feel TayTay is trying to justify my love!
Whoever it was that mentioned Madonna might have hit on some hitherto unknown rivalry between TAyTay and Madonna..

Wimbledon (with possible Royal potential) vs a gondola in Venice vs day at the Lakes with the Clooney. . .hmm, tough call for the photo shoot planner 🤔

Felicity I love the idea that this is just an extended video shoot for TayTay's forthcoming and utterly imaginary cover of Justify My Love