Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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There is always EastEnders, Danny Dyer is apparently 150-1 to play Bond!

not many phots of Toto

danny dyer would be more believable as Bond than Tom at this stage!

Tom has always been too soft looking for Bond. Bond needs a gritty underbelly, to be believable as a bit of a psycho underneath the glamour...Tom just does not have that. At all.

Whoops ! Cross posted with everyone, never leave a fast moving thread to eat pastries.

Aplaceonthecouch : the good news is that I have 2 chocolate doughnuts left ! The bad news is that unless Tayforce 1 swoops by and drops them off they'll be stale by tomorrow morning.

Donatella : I'm thinking numbers 3 and 5 look pretty good. After the chair photos my brains gone a bit wonky, so can't think how this could pan out. I still can't say exactly why it all looks so wrong, it's driving me nuts.

Just keep thinking now of the Loki character in a tank top.

Someone somewhere will be Photoshopping that tank top onto every publicity shot he takes for the next two years minimum.

Welcome to the Internet Tom a place where people have way too much time on their hands and access to good apps 😁

Did you notoce everyone else in the water didnt even give them a second glance? I was waiting for a Jaws moment if im honest.

I agree Each. Just goes to show, strip away all the hair, make up and clothes and they looked pretty much like everybody else. Except of course everybody else was genuinely enjoying themselves and not being papped.

It looks weird because they've apparently been together 2 maybe 3 weeks and up until a month ago she was in a relationship with someone else. I know less detail about some of my best-friends first four weeks with a new guy than I know about this relationship.

They looked totally ordinary. Like a group of kids on spring break. With less fun.

I'm beside myself that I own the same white converse that Blake Lively is wearing. Obviously it means I'm super stylish and in with a shout with Ryan Reynolds.

YES to whoever mentioned Ben Affleck and JLo. It's like this is To's equivalent of rubbing JLo's arse on her yacht on the Jenny from the block video. So TayTo next need to star together in a romantic yet shite film, a la Gigli. And then To can blame JLO for the downswing in his career, for a good decade. Use like Ben Affleck does, the dipso misogynistic twat.

And have we mentioned Selena Gomez yet? Have we?
She is Squadette #1. Yet she wasn't there, on the most Taymerican party day of the year.
Not only was she not there, but she hosted her own party, put it all over Insta or snapchat, and then - OMG - snap chatted herself singing to a Katy Perry song. KP is of course, Tay's enemy. They have Bad Blood.

So is Selena out of the fold?
Did she just think that the Tom stuff is a pretence too far?
Did she refuse to do selfies in Red White and blue onesies at 2.37 precisely?
How is her hair so nice?

All important questions.

Ryan Reynold's face in that chair picture! He looks like he just wants to go completely Deadpool on everybody there.

freshprincess definitely, her converse were the thing that first caught his eye.

Love your username btw.

And my new theory (going back to the JLo thing). Tay wanted to act for a while, didn't she?
She was in the running to be in that Les Mis with Eddie R.
But it went to her from the Nancy show, who dated that one with the curly hair from Corrie.

Oh yeah, so my theory is that this is some cunning way for her to be seen as an actor.
They are going to star in a movie together. Maybe a Richard Curtis one, as PP said.
It will be set in an America where everyone is white and rich. Inspired by his seminal work, Notting Hill, where everyone is white and rich.

There's a theory on tumblr that Selvin may rise. Although it's based around her playing Calvin's song before she comes out on her tour.

I don't quite buy that, but she could well be distancing herself from the fauxmamce.

dusters I'm pretty sure TayTay would be happy to do a midnight doughnut delivery for us. I could pretend to be ToTo's cousin I have a blue quilted jacket just like his but alas no grey suede shoes

In the sweepstake, can I have £1 on performance art video and £2 on secret pregnancy? By my reckoning, if they got together at the Met Ball they have been together 6 weeks - more than enough time to create a TayTo tot.

I think TayTay has already been in a couple of high school romance type things.

aplace duly noted although would you go down that slide pregnant?

Fair point donatella. She must know if she is pregnant or not as there has to have been a turkey baster involved as they clearly aren't having sex

Fuck it's just dawned on me, ToTo went to Eton, could he really be taking one for the old Etonian team to distract us from the shambles that his fellow alumni are making of running the country?

We're all like yay, a distraction from Brexit, and they're all going keep it up Tom they've stopped paying attention to politics.

That is one fucking awesome username.

I got out of bed, fed my kids breakfast and you all moved on...!
This www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/everything-is-different-now?utm_term=.jlZjWEQKok#.jlZjWEQKok buzz feed article might be different to the one posted earlier? Lots of stuff about deleted photos, hardly any Tayto.
I'm awaiting my instructions re Aus. Where I live we have a chocolate cafe on a wharf (totally outing myself) where slebs come in by boat to get papped buy a takeaway hot chocolate. It would be perfect for a "Toto missing his beau, looking into the distance shot"