Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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It does seem very organised fun. A bit Monica from Friends "Rules are good. Rules help to control the fun" while everyone sits around feeling a bit frightened.

"Frayed cheekily showed off her ample behind as she bravely tackled the cobbled stairs".

OK, I'm up for the T.S translation. Here goes .....

Total Showmance

Tacky Souvenirs

Twenty Somethings

Trevor Sorbie

I'm also thinking maybe we could call our rescue mission S.W.I.F.T. ( Save the Women's Institute's Favourite Tom)

Apparently ToTo is out of the running for Bond because of this debacle! Maybe the rescue mission will be easier now. We could just break into the house, take Tom by the hand and gently say 'I think it's home time for Tommy. You can come back to play another day when you're a bit less tired' lie

It'seems like you were there dusters . For some bizarre reason I was wearing stockings and suspenders! What can I say, it was 13 years and 4 dress sizes ago, back when I dyed my hair for fun.

The heavy hints from Mendes seemed to be to ignore the bookie favourites - i know Mendes has ruled himself out of directing any more but he has more actual knowledge than anyone.
I think ToTo's real want is an Academy Award and Bond wouldn't be the fastest route. But he may have kissed that goodbye too unless PR magic up a career-saving reveal for his Tay-Thing.

My favourite revelation on this thread: - there are no Paps hanging around Norwich airport.

Really ?? Not even to catch a glimpse of Alan Partridge?

Hmmm... maybe there are. I'm a new East Anglia, so don't know anywhere else Swift Force 1 could have landed. Maybe it's a hotbed of sleb planes. I'll have a look next time I do the Park &Ride

I went to Aldeburgh once many years ago, camping over night with a group of friends. The couple "next door" went out, got drunk, and she fell on our tent on the way back. She styled it out the next morning, waving goodbye as they drove off. I do remember having the best fish and chips ever in the High Street, a little shop on the corner. It did all strike me as very posh.

I'm sure ToTo would have far more fun camping (?!) and eating out of newspaper than frolicking with the Ministry of Enforced Fun.

Is that "official" Guineapigs, that ToTo won't now be 007 ?

It's just an article in the Standard. I'll try and do a link

www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/tom-hiddleston-s-james-bond-talks-have-come-to-an-end-after-taylor-swift-romance-a3288416.html

Piers Morgan has written a column about Tayto!

It is a Daily Fail link but I'm sure that's ok for professional SBOS readers like ourselves

Tom Killing Credibility

The standard story hasn't got anything substantial in it. It's just rumours - could be lifted from here for all it says...

Piers missed a trick to do a side-by-side comparison of Dan Craig in his tighties and ToTo in the..... vest

Surf frolicking. I know who I'd vote for

Lordy.

Did I really just willingly click on a daily mail link to read an article written by Piers Morgan?

SMH TayTo it's bad enough to do this to yourselves but have some thought to the depths you're making me sink to.

Could be but it's now all over the internet. I can't see them casting him as Bond after that, especially after all the ridicule. I think he wants to play a romantic lead in something, as that's where the big bucks are, but I would have thought that's dead in the water too, seeing as people don't even believe he is in a genuine relationship with TayTay! Although some people commenting on that DM article think she is pregnant and visibly showing a week into the relationship! If she is preggers, she's in for one hell of a paternity suit! I would think someone so in control of her image would have iron tight contraception in place never having sex

The story in the standard was most likely planted by some of his thespian friends as some form of intervention.

You're welcome

I heard she cheated on CH and actually this relationship is no more two weeks old than I'm the tooth fairy.

I don't think she's pregnant just hasn't had time to go to the gym lately and clearly the Tom hasn't got the stamina to make up for the missing cardio sessions.

Yes maybe a Luvvie intervention is already being planned! Maybe Eddie and Benne are at this moment planning a rescue? I can imagine him sobbing in their arms while they explain that it doesn't have to be a competition just because they were all at Eton. His time will come not now it won't

Thanks for the link. Even if it's all just rumours, and it looks that way, along with the Piers Morgan piece it's another nail in the Bond coffin.

Just had a nose on TayTay's FB. Somebody has asked "when you're old enough please will you run for the President of the United States."

I'm going to have a lie down and a chocolate doughut, I can't cope.

Awwww! Have you guys seen these ones? I am just over here

Blurgh

I hope that drinks a strong one Tom.