Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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That's just it - she does have privacy, and private beach etc etc. She was in the news a while ago as she reinstated the private beach bit, and there was something to do with sea defences too. Anyway, she does have a very private estate.

But she chose to cavort (YES!) and gambol (Yes 2) where she knew the paps were already installed might be waiting.

Where is video? I need the video.

Ok, so my fingers recovered their powers of Google.

The video is

Ff to 1.05 for PiggyBad

Even if it does turn out to be ToTo expressing himself as a video-ho via the medium of performance art, the project has surely backfired. It has just been too funny and they can't erase that.

I'm off the video idea and back to erm unsure.

Hahaha at the piggybad

Poor ToTo, maybe his vest was weighing him down.

Piggybad !!

Did you notice the way he was straightening and smoothing down his vest when they were preparing for the group photo ? That actually made me feel a bit sad for him. The idea that he could make himself look any less of a twat by ensuring he had a neat waistband - just tragic.

He did do a manly run up the steps/rocks though. All that sensible shoe wearing had to pay off eventually.

I dipped into this thread early and have been following since. I have to come back to say that I was so aghast at these latest paps updates that I showed them to DH and he said Isn't Taylor Swift a beard?
I have educated him well
And that vest - WTAF?
I'll be back in another 750 posts or so. Bye.

I love the photographer: "she's good at climbing". Woop she can make it up some rocks!

Ohhh he looks so awkward... Even with Ryan in the water.

Oh I've started to feel all sorry for him now after watching that video. He looks so clumsy and out of place. Their interaction seems odd, unaffectionate and clumsy. Piggybad is just tragic.

She's like a bloody Gazelle that girl though. A gazelle with fake boobs.

See, I was able to watch that video like the sneering bitch that I am.
Pity - and sympathy- only set in when I read dusters' post about him smoothing his waistline.
Poor, awkward Toto

I've not seen either of them in motion before. She does come across as rather controlling - I can see her saying to him "Give me a piggyback up the beach... no, that's not going to work, just get inside." If he was genuinely this besotted new boyfriend we're supposed to think he is then he would've made sure she was ok on the rocks, not charged straight past her like he couldn't wait to get inside!

Yes I thought she looked a bit hesitant about going onto the rocks and was waiting for him to manfully hoist her up but he just charged ahead! Maybe the love is fading...

I love Ryan Reynolds. That's all. As you were

Yes I thought he'd have helped up the rocks. They must have been 5o the beach a couple of times though because I'm sure some of the paper shots show him holding her hand on the rocks. Unless that was on the way down.

Were the paps on a boat?

He looked like he was running for his life!

So are we expecting a Jenny from the block type music video. Super cringe!

Tartan's boobs look huge. Well, not huge but much bigger than they used to.

I like how Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds look as unglamorous and ungainly as me and my dp would look if he were to pick me up when I was pregnant. She normally looks so ridiculously polished. I'm guessing ungainly wasn't the look they were going for.

Hmm I am wavering on the music video theory and swinging towards surprise pregnancy and sudden secret marriage

The pics of her and Calvin last year genuinely looked quite cute, genuine intimacy...but these, no chemistry.

Just watched the vid...Ouch. he is gay as anything.

Blake Lively also seems to have running mascara. I'm warming to her

If this is performance art, isn't he a better actor than this?! Unless the video brief is awkward nobody from Dullsville-on-sea is suddenly whisked off by international singing superstar? Ooh maybe at the end of the video, he comes out!

why am I not writing one of those anonymous fabricated showbiz pages

The DM writers must be peeing themselves writing about 'bearded Hugh Jackman' and TayTay's 'gal pal' Karlie Kloss over on the SBoS today.

All you can hear in that video is a million camera clicks! There must have been an absolute army of paps there! I feel a bit sorry for him now too. His agent must have suggested having a relationship with TS to up his US profile with one eye on his cut of the Bond fee and poor Tom has just got into something he can't get out of! Maybe we should start a rescue campaign a la Katie Holmes to extricate him from this PR disaster?

Blake Lively is definitely what youngsters would describe as eye make-up goals, I have been known to watch Gossip Girl and I am constantly distracted by how amazing her eyes look.

Tom should be off to Australia soon, Taylor may or may not follow but it will be interesting to see if some time apart leads to some time to reflect on what a mess they've got themselves into.

On the bright-side CH has gone from looking like a poor cast aside boyfriend to someone who looks thoroughly sensible for having got the fuck out with his sanity and his dignity intact.