Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Does anyone else get the feeling that Tommy was doing press ups right up to Photo Time so he could rock his singlet as beefily as possible?

They're real? I can see why he regrets them

I don't understand why he thought only one leg was a good idea

I've just caught up with TayTo on the SoS

Thoughts:

It's so tragic it's not even at the top now. I had to scroll so far down I thought it wasn't there
He's wearing a fucking vest. A vest! Daniel Craig didn't need a vest. None of the other guys have vests on. It's embarrassing.
The vest I heart TS. Jesus H. No words.
Yes actually I do have words -'tragic, desperate, attention seeking twattery
The whole set-up-group-frolicking-climbing-rocks photoshoot is just so organised. And we all know that organised, control freakery fun is no fun at all.
He looks like someone's dorky single older brother - you know that famous-guys-brother who is always in shots in the background and looks totally out of place? That.
No chemistry. Again. Zero.

Sad, sad, sad.

I can't bare to look at it anymore he's ruining his bloody image and credibility I hope after that bloody vest today they are trolling us as he can't otherwise be serious......can he?

Interesting theory that it's all a music video shoot

I thought the same about Ryan Reynolds and his wife. He's older than ToToT-Shirt, and the age gap between him and his wife is bigger than that between our star crossed lovers. However, because they are clearly a real couple, and not a pair of shop window dummies, they look relaxed and natural.

The vile vest of Vomitville has totally made my day. If he could have managed some sideboobing in it the whole thing would have been perfection.

It's all very Notting Hill

The vest! The pasty white arms! The totally awks moment when she tries to jump on his back and he can't lift her up. Calvin could
Stop it Tom!

And wtf with Ryan Reynolds tattoos.

ToToTShirt

I had to go and look at the pictures again, because they're just so tragic.

God the one of Blake Lively straddling RR isn't very flattering either is it? I now she's preggo.. but no one needs to see her arse crack.

Oh, and I found another fine example of Daily Mail writing:

Swift bout the $17million, eight bedroom and 10.5 bathroom mansion in all cash in the spring of 2013

I think they've fired the interns and are now employing GSCE English work experience kids instead.

I think my favourite pic was the one that showed the beach was absolutely crowded. All the others made it seem secluded and quiet but actually there were lots of 'civilians' just out of shot

The DM is showing remarkable and unusual restraint in not circling TayTay's little tummy in the pics.

Oh I'd forgotten all about Alex. Ihave had my head turned by Bernardo.

Oops, wrong thread.

Are you starting a tour through the alphabet?

Oooh, grey underpants, I think we know someone who'd like a pair of those!

I though it was a private beach as well Couch. Surprised TayTay didn't secure herself a little slice of sand and sea for her $17 million. Imagine swimming with people who don't have their own private photographer with a direct link to the DM ? How beastly.

And she doesn't have stairs. She has to slum it by clambering up rocks. Who would be a multi millionaire these days

I'm astonished that someone of her global superstar status, with $17 million "in all cash" as the DM would say, would buy somewhere with so little privacy. Surely there are far more discreet mansions, in more exclusive areas. It's weird.

Did anyone else cringe at those clambering up rocks photos - there would be stubbed toes and grazed knees all round!

I'm amazed we are not inundated with photos of celebs on Rhode Island beaches

I'm not trying to be ungrateful because I did appreciate all the fun and frolics but I was a bit underwhelmed by the inflatable slide. There's a real and very deliberate homespun feel to TayTay's 4th July parties which I admire. If I was a multi-millionaire, all parties would be OTT tackfests.

The picture of the beach with gazillions of people was v revealing - given they were in the water, everyone looks different in their swimmers, and the beach was packed, just how much FUN must they all have been having to draw the paps attention....

"Look at mee, look at mee, I have a hilair and ironne vest on; you can see my bum; I am banging Zayn dontcha know; look look we are all chums and amazing and aspirational! Look again, and weep, plebs"

Funny how the supermodels are posing up a storm on the edge of taytays massive estate

I think the security guard with the binos is about to call them all over 'quick, the paps are here!'

It's just all so z list

This thread has made me cry with laughter, so thank you for that

I don't know how to handle this nonsense! I always thought he was this intelligent, earnest sort of guy, I loved him in The Hollow Crown!

He's either got to be a lot stupider than he looks, or a lot more crafty and desperate then he's been letting on.

Just been watching a video on twitter of the sea frolics. The failed piggy back makes me chuckle