Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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"Frolic Mode"

Is he being blackmailed?
Do we need to rescue him?

I love tomato salad. With a nice red wine vinaigrette and plenty of curly leaf parsley. Yum.

I think he thinks the t shirt is them having a big laugh at the press and people giving them attention (mumsnetters) but it actually makes him look like an idiot.

How could anyone want to employ a man with so little awareness?

Oh dear. They certainly love the attention. Those photos are so cringe worthy, perfectly normal group of youngsters having fun in the waves and then Dad turns up trying to be all hip!!

She'll have ditched him by the end of the summer and then he'll be left wondering where all the leading man roles are!!

Well that's 20p I'll never see again, but worth every penny. I think Tay-Tay missed a trick, surely the vest should have stopped at his navel?

He can't want Bond or to be a Serious Actor anymore.

Dear Lord! There aren't really words for it. Even the Daily Fail is struggling a bit with one photo captioned as... she wrapped her endless stems around him..

I'm delighted TayTo are back... but..... Oh God....

Could it BE any more cringe-tastic? What in the World of Fuck were they thinking?

He just kissed goodbye to any last shred of street cred, posh boy cool he might have had. As well as the chance to appear in the Royal box at Wimbo.

I'm struck by the contrast between the TayTo photo portfolio, and that of her last relationship with CH. (not that I had even heard of him before all of this, but I've done a bit of Googling!). With CH there were normal pap pics of them going out for dinner etc, as well as their Instagram pics showing them larking about. It all looked genuine, if a little cheesy. Compare that to all the TayTo evidence and it is 100% set up for the paps showmance stuff - it couldn't look any less genuine if it tried.

Hope you don't mind me joining the party but.....

Omg the shirt! The shirt- what is he thinking?

I have never cringed so hard in my life and the frolicking with zero chemistry!

Toto is making the couch jump on Oprah look sane

Oh and how nice of Ryan and Blake to give their Nanny the 4th of July weekend off.

.....oh wait......

I thought that too elspeth!

I'm sure their daughter is being well looked after by grandparents

I'm surprised there has been no comment on Taylor's tummy which doesn't seem as 'taut' as usual! The dm normally comment on any photos where the celeb is breathing out

Well that has put the final nail in the coffin of my Loki love. WHY DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The t-shirt is so embarrassing. Up till this point I was kind of rooting for them, but I now wish I hadn't seen these photos as I am cringing so much for him. I need an eternal sunshine style mind purge. He's my age ffs.
Poldark for Bond!

There are plenty of comments down below about her new implants though. They're very globular.

I'm surprised there has been no comment on Taylor's tummy which doesn't seem as 'taut' as usual!

I did notice that... didn't want to say anything because she obviously has a fabulous figure. But yes, her tum is a little more rounded than usual... (but if she ^was* preggo, there's no way it would show yet anyway.. assuming it was Tom's?)

Is he having some sort of breakdown? His ma Diana needs to have a word with him.

Fake it until you break it. ToTo whatever is the plan here. He has different publicists in America, I wonder how poor Lulu is.

It is so weird I think I'd have more respect for her if she drank to much and did a couple of lines of coke as per the usual too much too young celebrity breakdown.

I predict it's over by the end of the summer and an album full of regre for throwing away a lovely man for a holiday romance.

She probably just had lunch or something - I was surprised the dm hadn't made a comment. A bit like with Jennifer aniston

"Yeah I'm scampering in Marbs
but still not touching carbs
and nothin alcoholic
or I'll be too fat to frolic

You're still wearing the tee
declaring love for me
I can't afford no scandals
so get rid of those sandals"

I know they're not in Marbella btw.

Interesting that Karlie is back in the squad. Hmm. What does it all mean ?

My new theory is that Tay and Karlie are back on. And she needed a beard, hence Tom.
But Tom has extreme debts (from buying new gray suede shoes every day, ready for a sandy stroll?). Or maybe his mum does (gambling? Or she wants to raise more money that Marjorie for the village church's new roof. But Marjorie made a mint from selling off her farmland to developers, and...)

Anyway, Taylor pays well and she made Tom her bitch. Her monogrammed wife beater-ed, fake tattoo'd bitch.

MitzyLeFrouf I agree, To-Ma-Di needs to stage an intervention. Surely the time has come to cut his losses.

It looks to me that after the initial swanning about in lurve, CH had her on the back foot and she's enjoying playing with her new ToTo doll. What will she get him to do next I wonder?

No preggo hints as I don't think even the DM believes they're actually boinking. With the photo quote about "wrapping her stems" they seem unconvinced she is even human! Maybe she has some photosynthesis plans for tonight instead.

Ah Kaylor could be back on (is that what we're calling it?). But his motivation baffles me too. Maybe he secretly doesn't want Bond, was sick of all the chat and thought this would be the nail in the coffin?

Have just read all today's posts (love your song Kermit) haven't yet seen any pictures. Ok, deep breath, eye bleach open, off I go ...................