Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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BoJo could do a bond spinoff, when's he getting on and going to seed.

Why is he called ToTo?

BoJo could do a bond spinoff, when's he getting on and going to seed.

And we could all delight in his luurve move on his Bond Gal

having a large wardrobe fall on you with the key still in

I have been reading about Barbara Streisand and her husband. Yes, I hope TayTo are proud of themselves! There is literally no showbiz gossip since they slipped below the radar.
Please let them resurface before I have to learn the names of the Made In Chelsea eejits. 🙏

Love the idea of a sort of anti-Bond. Fat, balding, gout ridden, stains on his tie. Slightly over-the-hill Bond lovelies, having to wear spandex to get into their outfits. Just thinking of how they could re-name the films to suit Boris

Gove Finger ?

You only Brexit once ?

Live and let somebody else be PM till the shit storm passes ?

APlaceontheCouch : I agree, the SBoS has been scraping the bottom of the sleb barrel since TayTo disappeared. They seem like royalty compared to the latest bunch.

Did spot a great one today though. The Kardashian's brother is pictured with his future mother-in-law, Tokyo Toni. She looks absolutely nuts but the kind of person you'd love to be sat next to at a boring wedding.

Live and let someone else be PM

Fuck Russia from Gove
Boldginger
Thunderballsup
You only referendum twice
On her Farage's SS
The man with the golden wig
For your lies only
The World (trade organisation) is not enough
Lie another day
Wardrobe fall
Spectre (Gove/Osborne/article 50: take your pick!)

Wardrobe fall!

After I watched spectre I mused that maybe one day the bond villain's lair would be an anonymous terraced house somewhere and this would fit in with the anti-bond theme.

Someone posted the link to TayTay going for a drink with Douglas booth. There was much detail about how many beers they had and how long they were there etc, which led to this comment from Barry...

Kimmy - fabulous film titles, Wardrobe Fall made me laugh out loud !

The wardrobe quote was years ago but stuck in my mind, so glad others have found it funny. When I've seen Nicholas Soames speaking in the House of Commons I've felt a bit guilty. Here is the (great?) grandson of Sir Winston Churchill being terribly serious and worthy, and all I can think of is him naked, falling onto a bed with some poor woman looking petrified as he falls. In my mind the wardrobe is a huge oak thing, and the key looks like something you'd open the Tower of London with !!

Oooh Barry Papers, love the sound of him. Sounds like an undercover detective, but a bit of a shit one, who still lives at home with his mum and irons his pyjamas !

Tayto are back in style , loved up surrounded by supermodels.

Hooray! They're back!

Cringe!

HALLELUJAH !!!

Normal service has resumed. Will be catching up later, glad to see that it's cringeworthy.

Was reading an EU/Brexit/Remain thread late last night and fell asleep thinking the world was about to end. But no, a new day, a new chapter in TayTo land.

"I love TS!"

Tomato salad? (Mucky Ds take note)
Transsexuals?
Cats the musical? this is the way Tayto ends, not with a bang but a whimper...
Tacky tank tops and temporary tats?

Twas worth waiting for. The eagle-eyed among you will have noticed Taytay and Karlie in similar red bikinis.

I heard Nick Grimshaw ridiculing Tayto this morning ( that's how bored I am with Brexit, I've turned to radio 1!). Off to read the details on the SBoS!

I just looked at the beach photos and they all look so ordinary

He looks old enough to be her dad. I bet she gave him the t shirt

Yeah he was "surprised" with the "fun gift".

Him: Shit, I can't wear that! ......oh fuck if I don't wear it she'll write a song about the betrayal. Fuck fuck fuck..... I'm going to have to wear it all day aren't I? Fuck. Who are all these skinny women she's invited? Oh thank god there's Ryan Reynolds - at least I can schmooze for a part in his next movie......Christ this vest is tight

Taytay gave him the vest? Oh dear!
He looks like he's at a hen party.

My mind is boggled, truly.
What the fuck is going on?

His hair looks fake, and he does look like her dad. She has more chemistry with her brother.
Why are they continuing with this ridiculous facade?

Though of course I'm jolly glad that they are.

The whole event just seems so desperate

Does she do special photos with just her celebrity friends or does she not have non celeb friends?

Why does Ryan Reynolds have all those weird tattoos but just on one leg?

Why does Blake lively manage to irritate the hell out of me even when she isn't really doing anything?

Surely the temp tat is the final kiss goodbye to his chances as bond?

Haha I love it when these celebs go into "Frolic" mode 😄

"Right. Run - remember to point toes. Arms out to side. Look over shoulder while laughing. Stand still and look into distance from time to time"

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy??????

I'm not one for overused punctuation but What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Thinking.

I'm out ToTo. I could have supported a cute I want bond fauxmance. This is just awful. Awful.

Can we club together and send the dm a thesaurus. They use the word flaunt in half of the titles on the sbos

How about 'Kelly brook invites you to admire her derriere'

'Catherine displays her beautiful figure for all to see'

'Michelle encourages the attentions of our readership by wearing a red bikini'

'Tom ensures we can not take his eyes off him with his wtf t shirt'