Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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I have to come out of lurking on this thread to add my WTF!! Its awful! And hilarious. But oh so awful.

I always thought her and Calvin Harris were quite mismatched but this is a whole new level.

I love it.

Having never known anything about this woman before, I'm now educating myself. Just googled Taylor and Karlie kiss - there's a video. They defo had a snog. Which is lovely, 2 stunning young women why the hell don't they just own it and be the world's most glamorous power lesbians?

I'd have a hell of a lot more respect for her than I do seeing her 'frolicking' with a man in an 'I heart TS' vest and matching tattoo....

If there's an equivalent of being speechless on your keyboard, then I'm it !!!!

Why didn't she just paint a big target on his arse and write the word MUG across his forehead ? What is he thinking of ? MumTo and Lulu must be at A&E in resuss, how can they ever recover from seeing those pictures ?

Couldn't help but team that T-shirt in my mind with the white boxer shorts from the fashion shoot. I read yesterday that ToTo was in the running to replace Calvin in the Armani ads - DON'T THINK SO NOW !

He'll be lucky to get in the Argos catalogue at this rate.

You'd never, ever catch Idris Elba or Aiden Turner behaving in such a way.

Just sayin......

Maybe they're going to relaunch Jackie magazine, and he is auditioning for the photo stories?
That is literally the only job he can be going for with these shenanigans.

Yes Zebra, Jackie photo stories, a job as a lifeguard or an Andrew Ridgely look-a-like would be my bets.

As the only one wearing a t-shirt he looks like the red-head kid who has to worry about burning. But of course, he is a red-head under that dye, so maybe, just maybe...... That doesn't of course explain the slogan though.

At least the latest photos have brought more TayTo "fans" on to the thread - welcome to the insanity !!

Just managed to read it.
It's epic better than I could even have imagined. Poor Lulu though ☹️
Blake Lively annoys me too but I couldn't tell you why.

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Yes! Bring Jackie back. They could at least a special edition and call it: Jacki-Pho-Tay-To, it's written in theHarvester Menu stars.

I love that one of the comments on that article is 'if that was your other half you'd be swooning' no love, if that was my other half, I'd be telling him to stop acting the twat and put some proper clothes on.

oohhh conspiracy theory

Are these people actually her friends? Or are they all there on a pr exercise?

I'm not even sure Jackie would employ him after this.

Everyone was raving about him in the Night Manager, he was up for Bond, and now there are questions about whether he'll ever get another job outside of the Marvel franchise!

You need to copyright that song kermit

Some are friends some are acquaintances I think.

A theory on buzzfeed that it's all just an elaborate music video www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/say-youll-see-me-again-even-if-its-just-pretend

I'm not buying it.

Sorry Coco! You've already put that link up!

The fact people are even thinking that just shows the general reaction to their rather public relationship. It's like comic book Kardashians.

Well I fancied him in The Night Manager. I most definitely don't fancy him now.

So if he's managed that turnaround on me, I reckon the feeling might be quite commonly felt...

I like the conspiracy theory you posted Coco - I could well believe it. Trouble is, I still don't think it would do his image any good if he did turn round and say 'hahaaaa, it was all an act'. Because men trying to become 'serious' names as 'serious' actors don't engage in ridiculous fauxmances prancing about with a bunch of 20 somethings in the sea with a fake tatto and white freckly arms on show. They just don't.

Damn you, work! I saw the t-shirt this morning on twitter and assumed it was a manip and ignored! Once i got with the programme I was about to tweet something hilair about it being performance art and buzzfeed got there first... From now on i need to realign my priorities.

Interesting link Coco. For his sake I hope it's true. If it's not he's having the mother of an early mid-life crisis, and his dream of an A list career is in tatters.

I'm sure they have shit hot PR people (Lulu ?) but I don't think the average TayTay fan would be looking at their relationship as some sort of post-modernist joke, and nodding sagely at the "oh so ironic" t-shirt. I think they'll just go WTF ??! and people like us will laugh ourselves silly on places like this thread.

Tom looks like every Dad forced to attend a concert with their kids

This will make you turn yourself inside out with the cringe

This link goes into more detail on the conspiracy theory www.eonline.com/news/777145/is-hiddleswift-all-for-show-why-taylor-swift-and-tom-hiddleston-could-be-pouring-it-on-for-the-cameras

I hadn't realised that ALL of the pap photos were from the same agency... and that she's due to release a new single right around the time of the Emmys.. where he's rumoured to be up for an award

It stinks to high heaven.

Well the video theory does explain the paps/silly amount of dates/lack of chemistry and the repeated wearing of grey shoes for continuity reasons, but would Tay-Tay risk upsetting her Swifties? They don't strike me as liking to be pranked by their Queen. Unless she pulls out the Kanye card as some kind of response to him and then they will forgive her.

I don't buy into the video conspiracy, just the loves attention one.