Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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CoCo : please could I have one of your needlepoint Live Love Laughs ? You might be able to post photos of it on the glittery shit threads (not that I'm saying your needlepoint will be shit, of course).

Just as an aside. I clicked on the CrazydaysandNights link. You know how pictures of your recent purchases/searches come up when you go onto another site. Well, there I was reading about the glam life of TayTo, and what did my life have to add to the party - FENCE PANELS, f*ing fence panels !!!!!

Come on Tayto, throw us a bone, we need the trash gossip !

Ooh dusters, I bought some fence panels today!! I, too, live life in the fast lane.

Tayto dropped To off at Luton airport apparently, so I guess he's not invited to her party.

Donatellalymanmoss KK got mum of the year TWICE?!

When I see photos of her oldest daughter I feel so sad. That child has carried burdens no child should.

Back to Tayto...

I'm sure he'll arrive at the party Bond-style on a hang-glinder. Or maybe lulu will have him in a little life backpack.

Its alright Dusters, it will be shit .
Maybe we could print it on tshirts and it could be an alternative to the MN scarf. The TayTo tee.

Thetes always loads of photos of TayTays 4th of july party, all her squad go. We'll probably get an invite now too.

Ooh I love a party. I can showcase my £1 charity shop dress and tote my Aldi wine bag (in case TayTay is tight on the booze front).

We're all going, right?

Jinn - that's spooky ! I'm thinking about painting Live Love Laugh on them, one on each panel. That way my panels will be rocking the lurrrrve vibe and toting some TayTo-ness.

I bet TayTay hasn't got new fence panels for her 4 July party.

Love your folding son story Frayed !

Can I order a Tayto tee? Medium-sized please. And preferably girlie pink.

Of course we're all invited, why wouldnt we be?
I need to lose a stone or two within the next few days 😎

Coco, none of us will look as slender as TayTay with her flawless pins and toned abs. We will showcase our curves and debut our impressive yet flirty bosoms, whilst toting our Aldi wine bags and be the envy of all. Our mumsnet squad is more than a match for Tay and her sleb girls.

I reckon she dropped him off so he can appear at go and watch Wimbledon before he ships off to Oz.

She will of course drop in on him in Oz for some romantic beach walks.

Surely she wouldn't allow an unplanned controversial pregnancy to rock her boat, she's way too shrewd for that. Besides, if she really did meet TH when they said she did, she'd still only be a few weeks gone, so it's not like anyone would know.

How long ago was the met gala?

I'm happy to be the fat friend at the party. It will make them all feel so good about themselves it would be like I was doing charity work. Unless my current celeb crush is there and then I'm going to have to not eat from now on.

TheAntiBoop who is your celeb crush?

I never say their names out loud... No one very interesting tbh

He's not dated Taylor though (not yet anyway)

So on the CH car crash- was that before or after the met gala?

It will make them all feel so good about themselves it would be like I was doing charity work

That's really made me laugh.

Who's in her squad? Karlie kloss?

I shall contribute side-boob to the party, though I'm not sure how much as I'm only a B cup.

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Tayto timeline. I think the dancing stuff was before Calvin and Taylor amicably separated. Ooh!!

Noooo Karlie is out. Well, out of the squad/Taylor's life, it seems.
In the squad yet are Selena Gomez, the Haim sisters, that skinny actress who was a junkie and Lea Durham.

Interestingly (to me), Karlie's not seen v much boyfriend is the brother of Ivanka Trump's husband. The brothers come from a really rich, orthodox Jewish, strongly democrat family. Yet Ivanka's husband is now a scriptwriter for Trump. Odd. I see a new political dynasty in the making.

I was hoping to do the side boob as well Waitrose. But only the right one because it's the best looking.
I shall keep the left side towards the wall.

Karlies out?! What happened, they were BFF.

Isn't Karlie gay? I thought she was gay.

Didn't things cool between them when these photos emerged?

She's not out and has an official boyfriend (why do I know this?)
But yeah, it seems that Karlie and Taylor are never, ever, ever - getting back together

Right after then, Mitzy.
Coincidence, right?

Utter coincidence!

You'd think by now Tay would realise she can be seen even in VIP areas
Has she never heard of cameras on phones?