Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Look - the stocky security goon in tweed (here on the right) is holding Tay's bag. He's toting her LV tote. He's her bag bitch.
I think the checked shirt one is her hair and makeup guy. I have deduced this from the fact that he has a rucksack, and he on the camp side. He's utterly not built for security.

Toto needs no lurve tablets. He's a feathery stroker very skilled lover.

Good work zebra now that ToTo is off to Aus to work for six months now all we'll have are these memories sigh

Forgot bag bitch pic.

I saw someone describe the checked shirt & rugged looking bodyguard as lumberjackalicious 😂

I am cackling at the in-depth analysis of these photos - the lumberjackalicious bodyguard and the effete hair and make-up guy, bless them, they are earning their money!!

One of my sons is in Australia, travelling. I shall Skype him immediately and demand he is on Tayto watch. Forget harvesting peppers to earn money, he can be a rookie pap and earn £££££'s, taking pix of ToTo and TayTay (if the true romance doesn't burn out before the weekend, obviously).

Sorry Jinn, consider me reprimanded. I meant David Beckham and Kerry Katona, natch.

WaitroseTrolley you are forgiven.

I eagerly await the photos of TayTay lying on the ground at the airport, with her trackie bottoms round her ankles, having overdone the Lambrini on her EasyJet flight to the sun while ToTo pretends he doesn't know who she is.

I love that photo of toto laughing.

It's like those awful and badly written romance novels when the heroine says something NOT FUNNY and the hero throws his head back and laughs

You know it's a shit book and don't need to keep reading.

The policeman/security guard in that photo looks like hes just about to ask Toto if he wants to buy a watch.
Still no sign of the fragrant Lulu

www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/06/blind-item-4-1201.html

"Apparently this relationship might go full on Tom Cruise with our A+ list singer being pregnant

. Much like the Cruise relationship with Katie Holmes, there will be lots of talk about the paternity of the child and how quickly there was a pregnancy in the relationship."

Who could they be talking about?

Those sights are utter trash, yet very addictive reading.

Im going to get Zebras live laugh love made into a needlepoint and hang it on my wall ❤️

I really really really want TayTay to be pregnant. Think of all the delicious details and pictures we'll have to keep us going. The DM will be in its element.

I'm worried for my sanity.

TayTay won't allow a pregnancy, not if she doesn't want a ToTot. If she does, then there will be some couch jumping ahead - woooo!

And showcasing maternity wear, and debuting an impressive antenatal cleavage and toting the contents of Mothercare into Tayto Towers...

Do you think she will hire a new checked-shirt showcasing member of staff to tote the Tayto tot around for her?

She wouldn't want her effortless outfits to get all crinkled...

I don't think she is pregnant but if she is that's one fucking massive paternity scandal waiting to happen. Cue headlines 'Taylor in who's the father drama'

Hopefully she will get the Taytotot a personal
Bodyguard. Wouldn't want her pulling a Kim Kardashian

Disclaimer: is usually pay no attention to things Katdashian but this popped up on Twitter and it's very funny.

Did KK really forget her child? Or was she simply getting double the publicity for her hotel exit walk? She said she was checking the car seat was in place. Yeah, right, like she doesn't have a team of people working for her...

Edited to add: Kim Kardashian not Kerry Katona. I can imagine the latter forgetting she even has children when she's on the gin.

She wanted to be photographed with and without I think!!

The kid looked like a doll. What was she dressed in poor girl!!

Surely Kerry Katona mum of the year not once but twice would ever forget her children

The only Tay-Tay gossip I've seen is she is back in her Rhode Island house to organise her 4th July party.
I once forgot DS4 was still in the pram and couldn't work out why it wouldn't fold . He's fine btw we just renamed him Flat Stanley.