Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Haha yes he looks like he's wondering whether he left the hob on.

It's all completely cringeworthy and yet I can't not look at it.

I thought that looked quite sweet. But I am a total sucker for a romantic gesture and I'm a shit judge of men. These points may be connected

It just makes me think they love the chase and those first few heady days so much that as soon as a relationship hits the everyday they'll be off looking for that excitement somewhere else.

You are very wise donatella but even though I should have learnt that lesson, I can't quite overcome my Disney conditioning

Luckily I don't have a movie star beau kissing my hand so I'm fine for now.

It's a bit like a MiC relationship. A lot of chasing, big romantic gestures and fancy dates. Shag a few times then one cheats and they're off to the next person.

Her body language is interesting in that photo - no leaning towards him - rather imperious and queenly, not lover-like.

Yes, SeaRabbit - she has in fact, made him her bitch.

Is the TayTo dream in tatters? Toto was spotted yesterday evening at some Radar costume thing. With no accompanying Tay, and I presume, no grand displays of romance.

My heart is in bits. My life is effectively over.

(RADA not radar)

'Maybe I'm an old cynic but overly romantic men give me the creeps'

Yes. It's all a bit 'feathery stroker.'

aplaceonthecouch haha it's not often I get called wise!

I can't believe there are no new photos, wtf are they playing at.
I'm worried about Lulu. I fear he's been sidelined.
Hopefully he was lurking in the backgroud at the Rada thing. Putting a guiding hand on the small of Totos back.
Sticking pins in a Taytay voodoo doll.

Please don't tell me Tayto is over already! I am gutted. In pieces. Sobbing uncontrollably as I type.

I shall have to become a Larry shipper because they are NEVER over. Even in 30 years, with several dozen kids and numerous wives and never being seen in the same country since 2015, Larry will still be real.

runs away from the crazies who actually think that

Are they cutting us off like ungrateful trust fund debutantes? Maybe Tay-Tay is going to unveil a new look, perhaps a lovely demi-wave as a nod to ToTo's bouffant tresses. Or has all the pasta and travel with a new beau taken its toll and Tay-Tay is hitting the lactulose.
What is going on?
The shipping stuff can end up at some scary places

I think TayTay should showcase a lovely 80's perm. And ToTo could grow his luscious locks into a mullet. I also think it's time TayTay gave up being slender and sported a fuller figure, she could rock the curvy look (whilst batting off the pregnancy rumours).

"And ToTo could grow his luscious locks into a mullet". You mean like this? It's frightening, would probably put TayTay right off.

Oh my days, he's done the mullet already!!

On another forum, oh okay then, Digital Spy, on their Tayto thread, a poster has observed I`m afraid my first thought on seeing their holiday pics was to wonder why neither of them appeared to have a bag. You know, to hold passport, camera, phone, keys money, phrase book, map, tissues, random odd things, lip salve, suncream etc etc etc....

I'm assuming both Tay and To have lackeys to carry their stuff? Like royalty.

Yeah. I think TayTay is like Prince Charles and doesn't carry money.

Umm if TayTo stop now, leaving us in our hour of need, I will hold them in the same disregard as Dave and the blonde.

Oh God, I am like a desperate junkie craving my next fix. Of TayTo.

Jinn all good TayTo scholars ought to know that in the series of pics I am calling Live, Love, Laugh, Tay held a vintagey camera. In fact, she snapped her lanky lover, as the papps picc'ed the pair.

Live,

She seemed to think the vintage camera was a smartphone by the way she was holding it!

No Brexit talk here!! Assuming Dave = the current PM and blonde = Boris the buffoon?

Or did you mean David Beckham and Katie Price?

Or David Schwimmer and Kerry Katona?

Love,

Laugh.

(this is, and forever will be, my favourite)

Vintage camera, my arse. That's a handbag containing lipgloss and a vial of 'fake it baby' love pills.

Loving the Live. Love, Laugh montage!! [grin}